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grubles
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Oh, what a wondrous sight to see,

A wallet lost, now found by me.

Beneath the couch it did reside,

A treasure trove I did provide.

Within its folds, a glimmer shone,

A currency of times unknown.

Bitcoin, scarce as gold in days of yore,

Now mine to hold forevermore.

What luck to stumble on this find,

A gift from fate, a treasure kind.

With every coin, my heart doth sing,

A joyous tune, a merry ring.

Oh, how the world hath changed since then,

When such a currency was but a dream.

But now it's mine, to hold and keep,

A fortune found, my heart doth leap.

So let us raise a toast to fate,

To finding treasures, great and late.

For in this wallet, under the couch,

I found a wealth beyond all pouch.

Seems like some issues with Iris have been fixed. It works much better now!

Fun fact: Blockstream Jade is one of only two hardware wallets that have implemented anti-exfil, a mitigation that keeps your hardware wallet from leaking private key material i.e. all of your bitcorn. https://help.blockstream.com/hc/en-us/articles/9641573399961-What-is-Anti-Exfil-and-how-does-it-work-

"Just use torrents" seems to apply to a lot of Bitcoin-adjacent things lately...

They did worse crap too. They injected their own Binance referral identifiers into URLs and probably other unethical things too, not to mention the stupid token they premined.

ZeroSync + Blockstream Satellite is a game changer.

Orangesicle Jade. Hnnngg.

Okay I'm back on Nostr. I loaded my privkey into Iris one more time. How are my fellow nostrafarians?

I haven’t set it up yet!

Right. net/http is many thousands of lines of code.