7,500sats to someone who;

1) Is following me

2) Shares this note with the hastag

#ZapCaptain7500

Gm Nostr 🏰🐴

First nostrich to comment with the five emojis featured in this graphic will receive a nosegay of satoshis 💐

It feels more important now than ever to orange pill those around us!

Are you doing your part to spread #bitcoin adoption?

Just playing with Midjourney. What do you think? Not sure I like it, but would be interested in your thoughts! 🐶🐾🫡🫂

My last post received some zaps ⚡️ so post an invoice of 200 sats, and I will pay that. (I will pay the 10 first ones)

GM 🌞☕️ Part One featuring Vincent Vega, the infamous zapman ⚡️⚡️⚡️

100 followers. Drop your 100 sats invoice below, I’ll pick 21 to reward them later on today. Let’s get zapping!

Caption this ⛳️⚡️

Top three entries will receive 12,222 satoshis…all participants will receive a 🤙 and a 🫂

20 minutes starting now ⏰

Midjourney v5

For anyone NOT following me.

Follow me, comment with a funny comment and post an invoice for 500 SATs and I’ll pay it. 💜⚡️💜

What are the chances of a ₿itcoin default? Wrong answers only.

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Last night I spent my breakfast money on bitcoin. I woke up this morning hungry for more sats so I spent my lunch money on more bitcoin.

Eating is overrated.