For anyone NOT following me.

Follow me, comment with a funny comment and post an invoice for 500 SATs and I’ll pay it. 💜⚡️💜

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People who don't follow you see this message only in global.... Kinda tricky. Like that.

Oh good point? They could comment in global if we’re on the same relays right?

I think so yes...😅

Haha global feed does move at the speed of telegram - quite noisy for me

I am already following You, but here's a funny, no zap required one, anyway:

Best magazine ever

And what's going on brother ☺️

Have too many sats trying to give some away

Follow already so pass it on

Thanks!

Lol #[1]​ I was meant to zappp peeps not get zapped! Haha thanks for the circular economy I’ll zap the newbie followers with this!

Corn. I love corn. Corntastic day!

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I’m a sat faucet ! Paid! Thanks for the follow!

Thank you!!

Repost for ur followers too so they get sats!

Reposted!

I’m adding you to my list of devs for the next zapathon.

We need to honor all devs in the Bitcoin ecosystem 🫡

⚡️⚡️⚡️🫡🫡🫡

No one of the core devs but am working in a company in the space!

Thanks! 💜⚡️💜

All devs deserve respect.

Hey Noah! help me spreading my message and with my mission

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Will do! Thanks for the follow!

Thanks!

Repost to ur followers too so they get sats!

Follow and post your invoice to the note below. Easy sats and a great follow 🤜🤛

#[0]

Done 🤜🤛

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We got it

Paid! Repost so ur followers get sats too!

If I unfollow and refollow do I get the 500

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😑 haha

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Why did the pleb buy a Lambo? Because he knew Ferrari was owned by Fiat.

U gotta follow me first then it gets paid!

I'm following u!

Paid!

Great car comment too btw! Thanks!

So weird - relay or client issue for sure!

Followed 🫂

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🫂 happy sat stacking !

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Just for u!

I'll just follow and say hi. 🧡⚡️🍆

⚡️zapped u anyway! Have fun in the bunker!

🧱🧱🧱💂‍♀️🧱🧱🧱 thank you I'll come out visit every now and then😁

Already followed, so only I can do is to repost + like + zap 101.

💜⚡💜

🫂🫂🫂

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Ground beef is great

I just unfollowed and re-followed. /s

Plz sir don’t be a shitcoiner 🧸

/s means sarcasm plus you can tell on your feed that I didn’t just follow you. Just joking bro. Certainly in no need of any SATs. Just dumb humor.

Too bad zapped ye anyway ⚡️

Thanks for the SATS. They will totally go to paying it forward to someone else now.

What do you call a cow with now legs?

Ground beef.

I unfollowed you and then re-followed you. Then I dropped my phone. Then I tried to zap you but my daughter called. Then I zapped you. Now I’m on the toilet.

A foo comes on to Nostra, comments Hello World

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Covered 🫡

#[2]​ damn. Was helping you 😅😅. 🤜🤛

Saw paid back 🫡

Jim’s History Examination。Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him  things that happened before the poor boy was born.

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⚡️🙏

👍💜

Old follower....😁😁😁😁

Just because I always enjoy posting an invoice, Noistr boomer thing. 😆 But I'll pay back right ahead. 😉

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I thought you were the Noah app 🤣

Followed

Dad's joke...

What did the falling leaf say to the tree?...

what a relief...

🤙⚡🫂😂

Followed 🙏

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⚡️🙏

⚡️🙏 repost the main post so ur followers get Sats as well!

Thank you friend

your wish is my commend 🤙⚡💜🫂

zap zap! trying this out :)

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⚡️🙏 repost the main post so ur followers get Sats as well!

done and thank you :)

Followed 🤙 Here’s a joke:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

The chicken 🤣

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⚡️🙏 repost the main post so ur followers get Sats as well!

Done 🫡

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Bitcoin is cheap.

Stop sniffing glue.

Just my 2 sats...

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⚡️🙏 repost the main post so ur followers get Sats as well!

I’ll show you my bubs for only 5hundy. secretfireman37@walletofsatoshi.com

A zapper name #[1] really needs your help...

He must zap 😂

please help him to be able to zap you

🤙⚡💜🫂

#[0]

Meme time!!!

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Let's have some fun

#[0]

Done

500 sats son muchos sats...

En serio, no es necesario tanto para mi.

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How do you even post an invoice? 🤷‍♀️ and what if I’m not naturally funny…? I’m only a mom doing mom things. And I only know dad jokes. Barely.

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come on

can not wait

eth is for those who believe that they come from monkeys

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Followed you a long time ago

✌🏽👽

U the best