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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Humpleupagus ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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I will put my trunk on your junk!

Well.... if you don't want me to be antisemitic, try bring nice. ๐Ÿ˜

I want to call one of the "no" votes and get them to try to get such a resolution to the floor just for my entertainment.

Never forget that more congressional representatives are willing to express support for Israel than they are of the United States. ๐Ÿ™„

What if the firecracker freezes to your anal goop? ๐Ÿค”

Because you can make it rainbow? ๐Ÿค”

Here's my suggestion: Kill yourself, faggot.

My wife was still running at 8 months with my first, and he was reading by the time he was three years old.

Just buy Strunk and White's Elements of Style. It's short and comes in handy in nearly 99% of grammar use cases. Chicago's Manual, which is fucking huge in comparison, is only required for those 1% cases.

How to eat out a woman:

> Get knife

> Get fork

> Cut open woman

> Enjoy!