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🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
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I will put my trunk on your junk!

My parents had saloon doors in the entrance to the kitchen when I was a kid.

I also want to point out that we live in a society where they have to put a warning on a bottle of bleach telling consumers to not drink it, but also expect consumers to understand a 40 page eula. 😒

I took 32 shots of tequila one night in college and now the smell makes me want to puke. It was vodka or whiskey from there.

On a scale of slaughtering a cow for fun to ethical transgender veganism, how many dead chickens would you give it? 🤔

It strange how every faggot has the same list of maladies.

*autistic adhd ocd anxious depressed crippled faggot

I could make her involuntarily with child. :wojaks_demon:

My uncle told me that he once saw big nose in the Great North Western Seattle Bank.

"I'd you don't love MLK and hate Hitler are you even human?" — Boomers

So is this the cure for high libido? Is there a maximum order? One ain't gonna cut it.

My wife hasn't had a full night's sleep in years. 😏

It's literally shaped like a fried chicken leg. 😏