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To celebrate our node's 100th channel, we are giving anyone who boosts this note ⚡500 sats⚡

Our budget for this celebration is 100,000 #sats but that could be increased.

So get your thumbs (and wallets) ready to boost!

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And now a little about our #node nostr:npub1l0ans4w4psmcv6hsqjz2v3mxszhputlsfn4emkynv3jlwrfez59s35q0ug

Number of channels: 100

Current capacity: 7.54 #BTC

Terminal Web score: #623

We offer a 1 million sat capacity channel for free for 90 days.

We can also provide you with virtually any capacity for a whole year (for a fee). Get enough routing traffic on this channel and we'll renew it for one more year absolutely FREE!

We offer the lowest prices anywhere, check for yourself:

1m channel: FREE for 90 days

2m channel: 8k sats/year

3m channel: 9k sats/year

4m channel: 10k sats/year

5m channel: 15k sats/year

6m channel: 20k sats/year

7m channel: 25k sats/year

8m channel: 30k sats/year

9m channel: 35k sats/year

10m channel: 50k sats/year

Larger than 10m channel? Please DM us.

Compare our prices to places like LNBig and Coinconcept, among others, who only provide channels for 30 days.

We're here for you so DM us at anytime. Or if you prefer, you can find us on the Telegram app (user: @LNServer)

Boosted ⚡⚡⚡⚡

Boost it frens

#Zap #Bitcoin #Zapathon #SenSatsNotNudes

∞/21m #Bitcoin

Happy October #nostr friends 🍂🍁🍂

Let's join the call for justice and freedom. #FreeAssange 🕊️✊ #freejulian #Nostr #Justice

A warm and heartfelt welcome to the Assange family. Together, we stand in solidarity.

Stella: nostr:npub1xw7h0efeg5s8gla2uyu55jh4lfrlgppcjemrwkmdc7lgvhkcz3fqpvumsa

Gabriel: nostr:npub1dcgppk89h9flnffrznvhhj2vt9a0ym23ht5gk07l9j8m6l5k95qsze06js

GM frens

#Bitcoin #Zap

GM frens.

#Hodl #Zapathon #Nostr #Sats #LightningNetwork

Good morning, frens! Rise and shine with a cup of coffee and your adorable furry companions 🐱. Don't forget to hodl those Bitcoins and watch them grow! 💰🚀 #gm #Catster #HODLBitcoin #Zapathon

Here a pic from God Newton. Obey Hooman.

We've found the original version! #Catstr A gos touching a Hooman!

Bruh #Otis looks like a cute version of the Lion King #Catstr