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Jennifer Lopez Now Just One Away On Her Divorce Punch Card From Getting A Free Husband https://t.co/gfNmzHkQsk https://t.co/7ovsZ7NA2N

'Children Are A Gift From God,' Mom Reminds Herself After Being Asked To Read 'Hop On Pop' For 73rd Time Today https://t.co/KSZwk09DEf https://t.co/eyA9jVvMnZ

Should Have Tried This Years Ago: RFK's Voice Clears Up After Small Sip Of Water https://t.co/42UEB2Bs9h https://t.co/bxtZf5yswV

'Starbucks Made Me The Wrong Drink' And 10 Other Times Capitalism Failed https://t.co/JwoQBKSmy3 https://t.co/d4jVxPo8oZ

CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant https://t.co/q3r5dua7AP https://t.co/9IRpzlHxz1

Texas Builds 600 Miles Of Border Wall Using U-Haul Trucks From California https://t.co/34gXo4l3CM https://t.co/Wf5NNPD0fY

Toddler Scientists Release Food Pyramid That's Entirely Made Out Of Goldfish https://t.co/j8VGnoUS4c https://t.co/zqYVuFw9JG

Michelle Obama Exits DNC On 'Eat the Rich' Palanquin https://t.co/B2ElcmWIGt https://t.co/34aCybF7jw

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Awkward Moment As Undercover James O’Keefe Starts Hitting On Undercover Matt Walsh https://t.co/eXKzU44dpF https://t.co/II9La131aN

Obamas Promise To Spread Their Wealth Around New $15 Million Estate https://t.co/zxMDtASz7S https://t.co/rXCdXhmQnl

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Sad: Black People Turned Away In Droves As Democrats Require Photo ID To Enter Convention https://t.co/4HEAbS1SD3 https://t.co/oNaEzIwxtK

God Clarifies Murder OK If Person Next To You On Plane Takes Off Shoes https://t.co/AoJiVZkzX8 https://t.co/EJqO5LMc9V

'IT WAS THE JEWS!' Screams Candace Owens On First Round Of 'Clue' https://t.co/lUPc9dLvNb https://t.co/0WQvzvQqF4

David French Founds New Group 'Evangelicals For Satan' https://t.co/74atlsXEeB https://t.co/2Iza6XsZ81

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