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Sad: Imagine Dragons Unable To Convince Any Politicians To Use Their Songs At Rallies https://t.co/IN32k6SPAG https://t.co/jkfmrXDWHc

Biden To Get Away From Pressures And Demands Of Beach With Brief Vacation To White House https://t.co/WsdKSLeJ4H https://t.co/lnjvpNTpnI

The Babylon Bee Explains: Christian Nationalism https://t.co/zrKEtkXMgl https://t.co/pk1aFk0BUI

So Close: This Man Was About To Get Into Heaven But Then St. Peter Heard Him Call Soda 'Pop' And Down The Trapdoor He Goooooes https://t.co/hdBFMKnKrH https://t.co/qRfjeUjJDp

14 Mostly Accurate CNN Headlines From The Last 6,000 Years Of Human History https://t.co/MD82OwrSPv https://t.co/zUblKJhJ4c

Jordan Peterson To Host First Televised Lobster Fights https://t.co/D88uTMlaiW https://t.co/zyQGAKrPsI

Trump Props Up Trapper Keeper Around Campaign Plan To Prevent Kamala From Copying https://t.co/Db7uzuD8YR https://t.co/ImnY65YPfv

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Pastor Gently Asks Congregation to Stop Actually Tithing A Tenth Of Their Mint, Dill, And Cumin https://t.co/Cb5ZTQZMkx https://t.co/kYTVclCUit

Kamala Policy Page Now Just Redirects To Trump’s Website https://t.co/Lx7QdzS76y https://t.co/FFmAcA4xX5

Strong, Capable Woman Asks Man To Come With Her To Job Interview In Case They Ask Any Hard Questions https://t.co/17fwDAbmdZ https://t.co/ldKX8dDFWh

Mom Drops Kids At Daycare To Work Second Job To Pay For Daycare https://t.co/mgHUObifqB https://t.co/a9gF51AciB

Report: We Published Our Best Joke Ever But Facebook Censored It And Now We Don't Remember What It Was https://t.co/NL6FUUZJey https://t.co/IdvOEXtSPy

Kamala Solemnly Places 'Joy' Sticker On Tomb Of Marine Killed In Afghanistan https://t.co/k4t97XrgmG https://t.co/L2UBJrraUz

Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Bass Player At Church? Here Are 9 Qualifications https://t.co/ZjWVVZYCQk https://t.co/1dbLvO4fW4

Man Unsure If He’s Becoming More Virtuous With Age Or Just Too Tired To Sin https://t.co/shJFS7afwZ https://t.co/gfPkMm1Pp9

Pro-Lifers Criticized For Asking Pro-Life Candidates To Support Pro-Life Policies https://t.co/SZA1OlnkKY https://t.co/i6KJqMFVmn

Harris Team Asks If Her Mic Can Just Be Muted For The Whole Debate https://t.co/MNxaVznCjF https://t.co/zPan148AVS