What’s wrong dude

Hit me baby

Let’s go

Say no more fam

Fresh. That yours?

Blender works pretty good.

Oh really?!

ANSWER THE FUCKIN CALL ANON

How I accost my gym crush. I am not taking my medication.

You ain’t gonna get that shit your brains out, bug crawling under your skin sensation from a punt monster energy brother! You need old recipe C4! 6 scoops of Citruline Malate and 6 scoops Beta Alanine with a Caffeine pill or two crushed and added in! ROCK N ROLL

Brother it is otherworldly. You are missing out.

Gym twinks are mosquitoes basking in the shadow of the schizo lifter. On their own you’ll see them doing ultra light tricep pushdowns ad infinitum or otherwise in small congregation waiting for their assigned Schizo to appear. Advice is given, or pleasantries exchanged in the aid of changing plates on the bar.

Something of a modern day Greek towel boy.

Taking applications for my designated gym twink

Got that right brother

Best part about pre workout is violently shitting while it feels like bugs are crawling under your skin.

If your boyfriend doesn’t train neck, you have a girlfriend.

Thanks for the momentary excitement!

Hard disagree

Now that we’ve all established we’re into Bitcoin, I’m going to dedicate my shitposting to being a fedlist Schizo lifter. #kthxbaii

Egon Schiele