Well fuck. Microsoft decided I need a new OS, so now I can't log in to my account!
Motherfuckers...
What made me think of this?
So I guess they don't have to say "papers, please" before violating your civil liberties any more...
On the plus side, given Emperor Trumps' history of using shoddy materials and stiffing the folks who actually build his construction projects, there's a good chance that he'll be killed or incapacitated by his new ballroom!
In case you were wondering what an *actual* snowflake looks like...
Hey, anyone have any experience with an asset management firm in SF called 'TPG'? Apparently they just bought me, and I'd love to know what kind of corporate raiders they might be...
"Our findings suggest a link between malevolent (aversive) personality and conservative political ideology... and that persons with malevolent personality dispositions view political figures with malevolent traits favorably"
Holy crap! It took them 56 years and 7 live-action series, but they finally, officially identified Trelawney as a Q...
How the hell did I miss this?!?!?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/09/marjorie-taylor-greene-gazpacho-police
I just had the unique and amusing experience of needing to tell my wife that I believed she had taken my red, Swingline stapler!
If you don't get it, I suspect you didn't have an office job in the 90s...
OK, I'm a noob, but is there a crypto coin tech that will let you complete a transaction *without* having to do such vast calculations?
Dad protip:
If you find a way to convince your bedtime-resisting child that she needs to pretend to be asleep, after about 10 minutes, she'll actually *be* asleep. (Tooth fairy, Santa, deal for getting "one more song", "Let's play 'sleeping' together", etc.)
TFW You lose 60 lbs (and 4 inches around the waist) in 18 months, and literally not one person can even tell the difference. Even when shown pictures for a side-by-side...
One upside of Trump being in office is how the left have suddenly rediscovered the 10th Amendment. Sadly, they already took the teeth out of it over the last few decades while they were in charge, so it's useless...
Gavin Newsome is exactly the kind of slick, self-serving machine politician I hate most, but when you're right, you're right...
So today, I asked an AI to design a scientific study. The prompt was 5 paragraphs long.
It's been 27 minutes since I pushed that button, and it just started writing!
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that the wealthiest man in the world (maybe in history) is so fucking whiny?
The government would *never* misuse their vast and terrifying domestic spying capabilities for evil. The people who *work* for the government, on the other hand....
Remember how banning guns because of one mass shooting in 20 years didn't reduce violent crime? Well, I'm sure if they just keep banning everything that ever gets used in a violent crime, human nature will just magically change, right?
Feds: Just change your State's whole way of doing things and make your ID's "Real ID". That way we can be sure they aren't fake.
Also Feds: This "Real ID" looks fake, we're deporting you!