I feel like if your mugshot *screams* "And I'll do it again...", that you may have become fully actualized by whatever to took to put you in jail...
It turns out that using the title "Junior Assistant President Musk" garners some... Feelings...
This was eye-opening!
"The point of A Christmas Carol isn't the salvation of Scrooge's soul. That's secondary. Frankly, we don't know what happens to Scrooge's soul.
The point is that Tiny Tim doesn't die."
https://beige.party/@intransitivelie/113...@intransitivelie/113670216428237585
Wait, so Trump was elected in 2020?!?!? Is that what you're saying? So then you'll be insisting that he not be allowed to take office because his election this year was unconstitutional?
It' good to see the right finally admitting that Trump lost in 2020.
Well, of course they aren't admitting it out loud, but they wouldn't be supporting a man who was unconstitutionally elected President a third time, right?
Right?
Of all the things I can't believe happened during the pandemic, I can't believe this the most.
At least it turned out OK...
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/18/us/murder-hornet-washington.html
If only New Yorkers in general had a hotline to call for assistance. A simple number, easy to remember. Maybe 3 digits, even!
Then CEOs could call it too, so no need for a new one just for the rich...
https://www.wbls.com/community/gov-kathy-hochul-to-consider-ceo-hotline-amid-safety-concerns/
I give up. According to captcha, I can't identify a stoplight. In other words, I'm a bot.
Beep, Boop
Wife: Do you think our primary's practice accepts children?
Me: I assume not. I've never seen any children there, only full-grown adults acting like children...
"We all know it, but somehow, most of the 90-95 percent of us who aren’t able to use the system to steal and murder our way to ‘profitability’ have bought into a series of made-up divisions over comparatively trivial issues that allow the nobility to let us fight each other, instead of them."
It’s not Republican versus Democrat, It’s Nobility Versus Peasants https://blaisehartley.com/2024/12/16/its-not-republican-versus-democrat-its-nobility-versus-peasants/
Hey nostr:npub1nwkd0pe6pn7x8tassvrpcs8nleyxpnm7y8g0wqjzcgrwhaucjjvqcrdgjz , I've searched the web, your timeline, etc. for hours, and I give up! How do I add my second mastodon account to the app?
Remember kids, if you're poor and steal the life savings of one person, you're going to jail for decades, but if you're rich and do it to *hundreds* of people, just buy a commutation from a lame duck!
https://www.timesunion.com/news/article/biden-commutes-sentence-albany-financial-19976068.php
But seriously, NEVER call the police!
https://www.timesunion.com/news/article/family-james-dellea-jr-sue-fatal-state-police-19975128.php
This is a problem for everyone. Mask bans make us all less safe and violate our privacy. Reject them!
I'not sure I buy the logic of 'It solves problems so fast it must be working with quantum computers in other universes', but this is still pretty interesting...
On the topic of the health insurance murder:
If a health care company institutes a policy where needed procedures are delayed as long as possible, it seems to me that that is simultaneously breach of contract and murder. Am I crazy?
"Threads, Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all went down today, because they are centralised services owned and run by Meta. When Meta breaks, Meta's services break too.
This doesn't happen on the Fediverse"
https://social.growyourown.services/@FediTips/113635945036850628
How did no one ever tell me that when Novocaine starts to wear off, you start to itch badly in places you can't feel, so you can't effectively scratch the itch?!?!?
So... A high school valedictorian and ivy league grad who was "angry at corporate America" decided to randomly select a CEO in the next state over, kill him in what was apparently a fairly well planned crime, then go home and five days later take the gun and fake ID he used to McDonalds for lunch...