All you have to do to be a prophet is get one prediction right. What about when it's 4, all at once? 
Overheard on the conference call:
"The good news is that this meeting presentation was prepared by the sales-guys, which means it will be short, because they don't like to do advance preparation."
So here's a question. When RFKJr's tenure at HHS starts killing people, should we blame *him*, or the people who nominated and approved him?
I feel like crazy people usually get leniency, so maybe the answer is "Everyone Else Involved"...
I feel like there should be a law that says if you sell something claiming it's safe, and it kills a bunch of people, you should, I don't know, be held responsible in some way? 
Not for nothing, but if it's possible for an online service to "go down", then it really isn't decentralized, is it?
The first hundred dumbs of a new presidency are the most important for demonstration of how stupid a president's policies are...
Persnickety frustration #4137: People who write the "sad/failed trumpet" sound, which sounds phonetically like "Waaaa Waaaa Waaaa" as "Womp Womp".
Dude, you've got the wrong onomatopoeia...
So listen, Catholics, just a thought: Now that your CEO position is open, you have an opportunity to change. Why don't you get together, sell off the church's $75,000,000,000 in assets, and *actually* give something to the poor, instead of just offering them scraps in return for good religiousness?
So as near as I can tell, my daughter's 9-child softball team contains 2 Ellas, 1 Bella, and 2 Belles. I feel like maybe an entirr generation of new parents all watched the same show, or something...
What pic is she in?
The Trump regime has ignored both the other branches of our government and our constitution. It's acting against all three, and states publicly it intends to continue.
What's the term for a government that is run by one person, unaccountable to anyone else?
Of course, this will eventually have been what the Trump regime was planning the whole time. Never mind the obvious stupidity of the action and immediate frenzied pushback even from Trump supporters. That had nothing to do with it...
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04/08/business/trump-tariffs-china-stock-market
My job? Build an error-handling system for code that handles errors in a controller that runs the plant error-proofing system.
This is not an exaggeration. My profession is... complex.
I told you The Left made the federal government too powerful when was in charge. Now The Right is in charge, and that government is an invading force!
"They have taken people with valid work permits. They have taken people in retaliation for not sharing information."
For nearly a decade, I told people that cars that spy on you, require internet access/tracking data, may be updated (or bricked) at any moment, and have door handles that won't let anyone save you if you're unconscious are a bad bet, and the left told me to shut up...
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/20/business/even-used-teslas-are-falling-out-of-favor/index.html
Well, I guess having someone with rank-and-file military experience as SecDef at least means he knows how to manage "OPSec", right?
Right???
I feel compelled to point out that the loudest voices calling for public broadcasting's end could clearly use a little educational television...
#NoNYMaskBan

