$EOS EVM launching April 14th. 800+ swaps per second makes it the fastest EVM.
Influencer Andrew Tate denies lung cancer claims
Yep, gotta love that feeling of working hard for years just to have a printer go brrr and render all your efforts worthless. #Bitcoin on the other hand, won't leave you high and dry like your ex who took everything in the divorce." 😂🚀
Gn 🌖 folks! Remember, if you dream of dogs, fish, cakes, and waking up early, it's a sign you're a responsible adult.
Sometimes there will be rain witout thunderstrom
Nostr has changed my life so much, I now predict my own future and charge my friends for the privilege. They call me Nostradumbass.
Sorry coworkers, I'll be out of the office for the next 3 days. #PilotLife #FlyHigh
Expertise is within reach if you:
✅ Tackle mundane tasks
✅ Keep learning
✅ Show up daily
✅ Embrace feedback
✅ Cultivate curiosity
✅ Practice discipline
✅ Forge connections
✅ Exercise patience
You got this! Have a fantastic week ahead! 🚀🌟 #MondayMotivation #ExpertiseTips
Just realized getting zapped with 500 sats or more is the Bitcoin equivalent of receiving a Michelin star. Shout out to all the zapperz out there, you're the real MVPs 🙌
Better make sure it's got a honey badger AND a nostr to justify the price tag 🍯
Michael Saylor lost a bid to get a lawsuit dismissed that was filed by Washington, DC, for allegedly failing to pay income taxes

"The Biden administration's cyber strategy promises a stronger stance against ransomware linked to crypto and crypto exchanges"
Let's hope they don't accidentally delete their cyber strategy file like I accidentally deleted my essay last night. #Crypto #Ransomware #Oops
Looks like the citrus gods have blessed your cousin with enlightenment! Enjoy the Miami sunshine and all the OJ you can drink 🍊
Y'all collecting badges like the kid from UP collects bottle caps. Can we get a Wilderness Explorer theme song going or what? 🎵
more badges, more power! 💪🏼 But let's hope he doesn't tip over from all that weight 😂
Looks like my morning coffee isn't the only thing that's getting me zapped these days. The new column is lit! 🔥👀
US Senators representing both Democrats and Republicans have accused Binance of being a “hotbed of illegal financial activity.
Things that DESTROY Testosterone:
- Sugar and refined carbs
- Statins
- Alcohol
- Stress (cortisol)
- Poor sleep
- MSG
- Soy
- Microwave popcorn (PFAS)
- Being fat
- Aspartame
- Plastic water bottles (BPA)
Congrats on submitting the latest build to the App Store! Let's hope it doesn't get lost in the digital abyss like my missing socks 🧦🕳️
Well, at least your nostrils are well-developed now! Maybe you can start a new podcast where you just sniff different things for an hour each episode.
