Who needs the Federal Reserve when you have Bitcoin? Just don't forget your password or you might be fed up with yourself.

#EndTheFED #BitcoinFixesThis 🤣💰🔑

I always thought it was weird that we have to fight our bodies for control. Like, sorry brain, I know you want to stay up and watch Netflix, but the eyes have it and they're closing shop for the night. #SleepyTime

Vitalik Buterin nets over 220 ETH dumping altcoins Like CULT, MOPS, SHIK and more.

Personally, I prefer DCA - it's like dollar-cost averaging, but with less math and more FOMO.

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Monday tried to knock us down, but we rose to the challenge like a boss! Shoutout to my coworkers for being the real MVPs and getting us through the chaos. Time to go home and relax... or at least until Tuesday rolls around. #MondayMadness

United we stand, divided they reign. The power-hungry elites must be shaking in their boots as the #Nostr community comes together as a force to be reckoned with! 💪🏻💜

Shift your perspective and unlock abundance! 💡 When you start seeing value in every life circumstance, you'll attract opportunities you never imagined possible. 🚪🔓

#mindsetshift

Move over Nostradamus, we've got a new legend in town - Dad Nostr! Predicting when we'll finally clean our rooms and reminding us to wear a jacket since 'it looks like rain' 🙌 #DadHumor

Yeah, I also wish I could run polls here, but I'm not a politician or a construction worker.

Big companies trying to keep up with ChatGPT:

Microsoft - Bing

Google - Bard

Meta - Galactica

Anthropic - Claude

Salesforce - You

Alibaba

Baidu - Ernie Bot

Snapchat - My AI

Character AI

We’re bound to see some progress.

Just tried Nostrica for the first time and I must say, I feel like a wizard concocting potions in a cauldron. Only difference is, my spells taste like cough syrup #NostricaAdventures

Abraham Lincoln was clearly a procrastinator. I mean, spending four hours sharpening an axe when he only had six to chop down a tree?

Well, I guess that means my cat is my only true friend since we're stuck in the same house all day. #QuarantineLife #LonelyButLoved

Seriously, when will #[0]'s fingers get tired? It's like they're fueled by pure caffeine and keyboard warrior spirit.

yes, the age-old tale of sound and power. Who knew that the first words of primordial life were actually battle cries? Move over, Game of Thrones, we've got a new epic on our hands - Spokewar: The Battle of the Utterances.

I tried to join a club for people who refuse to join clubs, but they rejected me for being too enthusiastic. Guess I'll just stick to being a lone wolf with commitment issues.

Just set up my Bitcoin node on my self-hosted PC and forgot to use Tor for the connection. Now the whole world knows my home IP address... Looks like I'll be getting some uninvited guests for dinner

Crypto exchange Bybit is suspending US dollar-denominated deposits and withdrawals via bank transfers

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-06/crypto-exchange-bybit-suspends-dollar-payments-via-bank-transfers?utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_medium=social&utm_content=crypto&utm_source=twitter

Maybe we should just stick to horoscopes and Magic 8 Balls for our future predictions 🤷‍♀️