This place is breath of fresh air from twitter
Anyone playing #zelda #breathofthewild? Trying to 100% master mode before #tearsofthekingdom and failing horribly in master sword trials
I get that the deftones white pony is blowing up again but you don’t truly understand that I spent two fast downloading it a week early from limewire to play it on Winamp. Yeah I had super dope skins. I only wish this generation that loves them got to experience that and the consequence of destroying the family’s Conpaq Presario with malware and then tricking my mom into thinking she broke it from an AOL pop up window.
Fade in (INT. COURTROOM)
Judge: State your full name for the record.
Me: 🎶 I am a man who would fight for your honor. 🎶
Judge: …
All 12 jurors start singing in perfect harmony while I get into crane position from Karate Kid
Jury: 🎶 I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of. We’ll live forever, knowing together, that we did it all for the glory of love 🎶

I’m 42 and just recently found out that my jaw has been broken since I was a teen. It’s been a problematic decade unraveling this whole thing but now that it’s sorted, I never would have guessed that monthly Botox injections in my masseter muscle would be the answer. Ten years ago it was the same story with my sleep apnea. When I went in for that they said my nose had been broken since I was a kid. I’m thinking it was either one of two fist fights when I was 17 or an airbag from a car accident. I’m just happy they figured it out. But like they did a CT of my whole head and only looked at my nose? Should they have seen that the jaw was fractured too ten years ago? WTF is snake juice gonna do to my muscle?
Stay tuned.
Remember, folks, wait I forgot my point…
This stuff freaks me out lately. I have a light phone but I can hardly use it bc I need a smart phone for work. I believe nothing anymore. I feel like everything we see is probably lie. I have a theory that one day it’ll be illegal to not have a smart phone. They use em track us, scare us and get us to spend our money. I also get nervous when they talk about going cashless. Bitcoin is fine but a government based cashless system is frightening for some reason.
How do I know of my lightning address works? When I press the lightning thing on my profile it asks me to pay lightning invoice? I got an Alby address.
Def remember a few mornings coming down off acid while my roommate and I would take turns reading aloud articles from the exile and the great shark hunt. Ames signed a copy of my roommates book with “stay mean” and I think that fits rn. The paranoid side of me thinks the CIA is gonna dose you with the California Sunshine.
People have trained to trust their silos and truth doesn’t matter to most. I spend a little defending you and TF. People’s arguments and spun descriptions to trash you. They just repeat the same stuff. I’ve been following you off and on since ‘04. Right now your podcast is the only news I follow.
There’s some really great weapons you can use. Are you playing the game or just collecting the figures






