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The Dude Abides šŸ•¶ļø - Creator of cool T-shirts, mugs & more - Visit my shop! šŸ›ļø I can be snarky. I have a foul mouth. Vote blue. no DMs. NO MAGA. ☭. šŸ«Ž - high

Unexpected, but what an awesome end to that game. Da Bears finally broke their 10 game losing streak. I have a love/hate relationship with the Bears. I love them but fuck they are frustrating with the choices they make. Never shoulda got rid of Lovey. 21 mln for that fucking Jay Cutler. Anywhoo... https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/424118e3b75d9dd4d153d9b907f238cb14a14aa799095937abe4830840dc9043.webp

Got damn! It's cold outside!

Wow, dudes! All I gotta say is Go Bears!

#bears #BearDown

Moose in Bio. šŸ«Ž

I never wanna be the guy to make things weird between us, dudes, but imma make things weird between us.

See my "Mini Highland Cows In Places They Shouldn't Be" 2025 Calendar now!

https://thedudeabides.shop/products/absurd-mini-cow-mayhem-calendar-a-big-lebowski-style-phenomenon-wall-calendar-2025

Snowpocolypse 2025 is about to start here in Illinois, Dudes. We are projected to get between 10 to 15 inches of snow in the next 24 hours. It just began to sleet. It begins...

There has never been a more beautiful, & poetic real life image as this one. Although I don't believe in God, It's like God decided to do a little foreshadowing for this movie we are all about to be forced to watch & participate in. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/8d294ffa2e2bb66b13e59c29e739a9ad7ef29a1a6d91326987635137bf643de9.webp

When I talk, talk on the C-B

Yeah, I scare men

My, my tire knockers rock the parking lot

Quite a lot, yeah!

Rolled around forty then roared down ten

Released my cargo around the big bend

I always take my time

A maverick moon miner sipping sunshine

Just a reminder that the US chamber of commerce is a right wing capitalist support organization that supports big tobacco, & other powerful lobbying interests.

They do not represent the ppl and is a blight on society.

https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/us-chamber-of-commerce/summary?id=D000019798

Coming soon. Mini Highland Cows In Places They Shouldn't Be.

This one is in a vaudeville show doing a stint with a ring of fire. Amazing!

You can check out my Horses In Places They Shouldn't Be Calendar here: https://thedudeabides.shop/products/horses-in-places-they-shouldnt-be-wall-calendar-2025 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/20b6659df55cca6a84edb9aea025c8d8cea29965a266833bd848161afbd337ae.webp

If you like oddball shit & horses, you might like this Calendar I made, Dudes. Check it out!

https://thedudeabides.shop/products/horses-in-places-they-shouldnt-be-wall-calendar-2025

SCOTUS is corrupt & compromised by bribery & allowed to proliferate because of their right wing leanings & being forced on the American ppl by Moscow Mitchā„¢. He owns this SCOTUS & their antidemocracy stance. I'm not saying the 2nd amendment could be excercised in this case, but I would support it.

The Old Money Trust Fund Babies as well as the fairly newly minted Tech Broligarch Billionairesā„¢ conspire to control you even more than they already do. You are worker drones slaving away for capitalism, but because of your (MAGA) self inflicted dipshit wounds, we are fucked for years to come.

Hey #MAGA

You realize Dr. Fauci, who was demonized by The Orange Fuckfaceā„¢ for doing his job which in turn made The Mango Mussoliniā„¢ look bad, so he had you all turn on him, & call for his imprisonment. You don't realize he was trying to save you knuckleheads from dying.

Fuck you're dumb.

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