I guess there are going to be a lot of iPhones on satscrap.com soon 😆

that gave me dirty thoughts

Good evening #nostr

Now that I ate and had a little break it's time to ask a more detailed question:

A friend of mine works in a business that wants to go completely cashless. They are thinking about offering lightning payments. The only problem are refunds.

If you buy a beer you have to pay 2€ for the cup. If you bring the cup back you get the 2€ back. Is there a way that the cashier can generate a QR or lightning bill with a negative amount? The customer only has to scan and accept and get his sats back.

The whole process has to be fast, just like refunds on bank cards. We are talking about hundreds of customers within half an hour (football).

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ahh, a philosopher 😆

Are negative lightning invoices possible?

Kickboxing is fun.

Just finished my second training and the sweat is pouring out of me.

A quick shower and then home for dinner.

GM #coffeechain

Got out of bed too late, must hurry!

and of course I posted the wrong one 😆

can't fool anyone with this one

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One more time, cause it's fun!

Who the heck is Jacky Troboni? I've been told that I look like her. Maybe I got the name wrong 🤷‍♂️

good evening #nostr

I noticed a weird smell when I came back in my apartment today. I always have my window open and didn't have an explanation for it. Well, I found the reason. Right next to the open window, behind the curtain, there is a wasp nest.

Let me tell you, what ever it is that drips out of it stinks like hell.

The nest is not very big and will be removed tomorrow (by a professional). I must have had those guests a few days, one more night won't hurt 😆

It's actually quite interesting to watch them going in and out.

GM #coffeechain

Have a great day!

😆

and I am forwarding the zaps to nostr:npub1cpazafytvafazxkjn43zjfwtfzatfz508r54f6z6a3rf2ws8223qc3xxpk , so thanks!

I did it right! Gotcha! 😆

testing

good evening #nostr

Today I was told that I am socially awkward. If there are no free tables in the restaurant, I look for tables that have seats left.

I even asked if the seat was taken, but the woman thought that I want to take the chair to a different table. I just sat down and ordered a cold beer. 🤷‍♂️

Are we seeing the last days of Gary G.???

GM #coffeechain

Another day, another chance to fuck it up.

I'm sure that any Canadian politician sees the same when visiting their southern border 😆😆

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