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Weird Mike Jerkovic
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Trans man, anti woke and not relying on others. I can't get enough of myself! #Bitcoin & #Freedom Zaps will be forwarded to someone who needs them.

Did Satan join #nostr yet? I have a few questions!

Replying to Avatar Guy Swann

Logged into Facebook today...

Me: [goes to Facebook]

Me: [enters email & password]

Facebook: "Confirm you are human"

Me: [identifies stoplights]

Facebook: "We sent a code to your gmail account"

Me: [goes to gmail]

Me: [enters email & password]

Gmail: "Confirm you are human"

Me: [identifies bridges]

Gmail: "We sent a code to your recovery email"

Me: [opens new gmail tab]

Me: [enters recovery email and password]

Gmail: "Confirm you are human"

Me: [identifies more stoplights]

Gmail: "Would you like to setup a recovery email?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Welcome to your email!"

Me: [finds security code for other gmail]

Me: [enters security code for other email login]

Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Welcome to your email!"

Me: [finds security code for facebook]

Me: [enters security code for facebook]

Facebook: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"

Me: "No"

Facebook: "If you let us install this thing you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website!"

Me: "No"

Facebook: "Welcome to Facebook! Also there's a much better experience if you let us install this thing and you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website! Have you changed your mind from 6 seconds ago?"

Me: "No."

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This is not an exaggeration. The internet is broken.

It's pasta, it's meat and cheese...

I'd give you the three Michelin stars

Good evening #nostr

Had a nap, feeling better...

well, you know what they say about the size of a guys nose...

a tiny pan won't harm you!

(and again, sorry! 😆)

Something I should never do again:

Ice cream on an empty stomach. I feel terrible...

Listening to two friends in wheelchairs telling jokes about disabled people...

It's fun, but also very dark.

I think the materials are pretty much the same as for a non hidden sauna. You just need to dig a deep hole...

you are welcome!

I have a serious drinking problem.

My best friend who rarely drinks took my last beer.

interesting, but not my pair of shoes. Never owned a tablet, I just don't see the usecase for it.

Let them build a full sized PC monitor and I would consider it

GM #coffeechain

Another day, another chance to fuck it up.

my girlfriend just told me to send you a picture of a guy without arms...

I won't. But yes, I like her humour. 😆

Replying to Avatar Jameson Lopp

Bitcoin fixes thi... Oh wait