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Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans https://t.co/wODBfTbaCV https://t.co/NsReJiHkx0

Winning: DeSantis Unveils Massive Circus Cannon That Will Launch Pro-Hamas Protestors All The Way To Gaza https://t.co/u2DgBQETaI https://t.co/dZTMHtuPh6

'Let's Set Aside Distractions,' Says Worship Leader Surrounded By Lasers And Fog https://t.co/0UOBQOxmWD https://t.co/upGeKmkrZb

Abraham Pretty Sure This Feud Between Ishmael And Isaac Will Blow Over Soon https://t.co/N0tvORKzcY https://t.co/NN49hcGmpz

Alec Baldwin Tired Of Everyone Screaming ‘Look Out!’ And Diving To The Ground Every Time He Reaches For His Cell Phone https://t.co/TPD5UfS8ZN https://t.co/v4oewmjcPW

Columbia Admins Promise To Carefully Investigate Whether 'Let’s Kill Every Jew We See On Campus' Chant Violates School’s Conduct Policy https://t.co/zqkQGy2Nki https://t.co/dl5EPzvFrH

College Figures Out How To Discriminate Now That Affirmative Action Is Banned https://t.co/wltCgLLQlp https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1681763414778204160/pu/vid/1280x720/giR-iRUrRMhoEhvp.mp4?tag=12

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Historians Uncover Hitler’s Hamas Headscarf https://t.co/SyrcQPRFDB https://t.co/2toQyXqvvc

Columbia University Students Reject A Two-Campus Solution https://t.co/UE3BYWoHXi https://t.co/SkPJ3JfJnt

Impressive: 6th-Grade Furry Already Barking At 9th-Grade Level https://t.co/7CAcU42XYi https://t.co/F6LUdhWGiU

America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates https://t.co/Khgi9GtD0X https://t.co/htkXk3bDsI

Osama Bin Laden Given Honorary Posthumous Doctorate From Columbia https://t.co/VmzgEj1nyV https://t.co/mkz7pk3o67

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