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Biden Airdrops Humanitarian Resupply Of Hostages Into Gaza https://t.co/Mq6PBWj4Lw https://t.co/HbUWsv6tB8

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Ilhan Omar Calls For Day Of Mourning Over Hostages Rescued https://t.co/CI2SRW79gF https://t.co/9tN5zW339n

After Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or Two https://t.co/prAeph9um6 https://t.co/PXJgDyUjkA

Secret Service Assures Public None Of The Protesters Outside White House Were Wearing MAGA Hats https://t.co/1HHYDwl6ym https://t.co/Ys9DqJBnpQ

Star Wars Fans Upset ‘The Acolyte’ Full Of Woke Stuff Instead Of Siblings Kissing https://t.co/vG84TGGKPa https://t.co/bmhI56obJ5

Liam Neeson Criticized For Killing 31 Innocent Human Traffickers Just To Get Back One Hostage https://t.co/CxaWBJ6T42 https://t.co/ZEFdyHhuPb

Gaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage Rescue https://t.co/XyoHi8iy7Q https://t.co/ilGGGWxFVX

Study Finds People With Thousands Of Unread Emails Are Most Likely To Become Serial Killers https://t.co/ErsIQ8FhM6 https://t.co/2dpJvtHYVt

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As Prosecution Rests, Hunter Biden Asks If This Is A Good Time To Go Out Back Behind The Dumpsters For A Minute For No Particular Reason https://t.co/HJsUPUOAOL https://t.co/yeSQAxrKGM

In Hindsight Fans Realize They Were Too Quick To Call The Holiday Special The Worst Star Wars Project Ever https://t.co/OtfxofvU7a https://t.co/5NK2VWT4v8