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Senator Menendez Asks Judge How Many Gold Bars It Would Take To Make This Bribery Conviction Disappear https://t.co/q4U0u9KeOQ https://t.co/VeoVhXXvJK

Trump Disappointed Nurse Didn’t Give Him The Dinosaur Bandage https://t.co/TefGHzBFj0 https://t.co/arnfIzp9vI

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Demon Kinda Bummed To Be Cast Out In English Instead Of The Traditional Latin

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Strange Increase In Volume Of Congregational Singing Noted When Worship Leader Slips In Old Hymn https://t.co/nQxL4pnSV1 https://t.co/mtuivWRPDY

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Jesus Accused Of Being A Christian Nationalist After Saying He's Going To Establish His Kingdom Over The Whole Earth https://t.co/H2GyQi9lts https://t.co/hNPp5uCVTy

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How CNN Reported 7 Famous Assassinations Throughout History https://t.co/hL97tjh7jb https://t.co/fwk8474LRT

Biden Condemns Menendez For Taking Bribes In Gold Rather Than Fungible Assets Laundered By 20 Different Shell Companies https://t.co/W3vsqvHjLv https://t.co/6OMWREvFSy

Political Analysts Predict Winner Of The Presidential Race Will Probably Be The One Who Survives Till November https://t.co/r3YVr7wMES https://t.co/B7yA89UM2l

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FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs For Plot To Assassinate Biden https://t.co/LSZc9bQnG2 https://t.co/AKAkq5g4Lm

38-Year-Old Man Rushed To Hospital After Sleeping In A Slightly Weird Position https://t.co/bZIOoqOUSk https://t.co/PZjU9ReK3a

Democrats Warn That American People May Tamper With Next Election https://t.co/4Ef2siw9wU https://t.co/6ZoBlAAdgX

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