Is it still humor if I have to explain it?

Adulthood is when you constantly diet and exercise so you can maintain being 15lbs overweight.

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Here's a great read about poll numbers I thought I would share.

https://www.messageboxnews.com/p/why-the-2024-race-is-tied-right-now

She's not playing.

Per MSNBC Fani Willis has filed a motion for a trial date of October 23rd. This October 23rd.

Is it just me...???

I would cry but I can't risk losing body fluids. 😩 🔥🔥

If you want to hide something from me, put it on my voicemail.

~ When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from the excitement.

So the neighbor's daughter said my outfit was “so coastal grandma.”

Apparenly that is not only a thing but also a compliment.

This did not feel complimentary at all.

Yes, this really did happen.

We actually wore this.

1970's

The edit fxn is my best friend.

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SO READY!

Hubs: Okay, let's just agree to disagree.

Me: No.

The store was all out of soy candles and now I have to buy regular candles like some kind of Neanderthal...