⛰️ EATMS//0017
Witch Wednesday
Story Reclamation Series 01 – Week 2
The Book of 21 Night Mothers
Chapter 2 – Part IV: The Ledger and the Thread
By Petra Nein
(Has not, and will never, bend to altar or empire.)
The girl had not spoken since the candle was relit.
Petra handed her a square of cloth.
“Take it,” she said. “You’ll understand by the end.”
It was plain—undyed, soft, the kind of fabric used to wrap bread or dress a wound. But its edges were finished in a stitch the girl didn’t recognize.
“She wasn’t seen again in the palace halls,” Petra said. “After the night of the poison. But the thread remained. Not just in linens and hems. In records. In rot.”
She leaned closer to the fire.
“The Bureau of Inheritance had tried to erase her. Marked her unfit for lineage. No name. No kin. A clerical ghost. But files began to warp. Ledgers went missing. Every time they tried to recalculate the king’s line, a different daughter appeared—always at the edge of the scroll, never quite scannable.”
The wind lifted again outside, soft as a woman’s breath in a locked room.
“One night, the banner over the palace gate fell. The seam had given way. Inside, the steward found a line of red thread stitched into his robe, a seam he swore hadn’t been there before. It wasn’t blood. But it knew where blood had been.”
The girl ran her thumb over the cloth.
“She’d stitched herself into the kingdom,” Petra said. “Not to rule it—but to undo it.”
The fire flickered.
“The records began contradicting themselves. Births unlisted. Deaths unverified. Sons without ancestors. Taxes paid by ghosts. Every system built to hold power started unraveling—quietly, invisibly, like a hem undone while the wearer speaks.”
The girl looked up.
“So she cursed them?”
Petra shook her head.
“No. She rewrote the story with a thread no scribe could see. She did not curse the King. She made him irrelevant.”
The square of cloth in the girl’s hand suddenly felt heavier.
Petra sat back.
“She’s not gone. She’s just beneath the pages. And every time they bind a new ledger… the stitch appears again.”
“Even the stars watched men devour the soil, and blinked in disbelief.”
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⛰️ EATMS//0016
Tyranny Tuesday
Story Reclamation Series 01 – Week 2
The Book of 21 Night Mothers
Chapter 2 – Part III: The Bureau of Inheritance
By Petra Nein
(Has not, and will never, bend to altar or empire.)
The girl stayed quiet. Petra poured a little water into the cup near the fire, then continued.
“They didn’t call it tyranny,” she said. “They called it order. Safety. Succession.”
She looked at the girl.
“While they were inept at finding the girl who had shamed their reign, they kept busy playing squirrel with the masses—hoarding power, hiding blame. And so, as tyrants do, they distracted with empty performances of control and unfreedom.
They built a Bureau of Inheritance, just downwind from the palace. Not of gold or marble—those luxuries were gone—but of paper and ink. A hall of ledgers. A vault of names. A machine built to decide who got what… and who became nothing.”
The rain had slowed to a soft tapping now, as if the storm itself was listening.
“They said it was fair. They said all boys were given equal chance to be heirs. But the books were written in codes only their sons could read. Girls were given numbers instead of names. Wombs were ranked, not remembered.
All of it—done in the name of a false god whose only gospel was dominion.”
The girl’s hand had stopped picking at the blanket. Petra saw it and nodded.
“Even silence could be inherited. That’s what they taught. That obedience passed down like jewels. That forgetting was a virtue.”
Petra reached to stir the coals. Sparks flicked up, brief and bright.
“But one thread pulled changes the whole weave. And when the Seamstress’s daughter cut the cloth, it wasn’t just the table that trembled. The ledgers did too. Whole entries smudged themselves out. Names vanished. Inheritances went missing. Boys forgot what they thought they owned.”
A gust shook the chimney. Somewhere, a hinge creaked.
“The Bureau tried to recopy. But every inked page grew mildew. Every vault began to leak. Even the stone seals at the door turned to dust.”
The girl whispered, “Was that magic?”
Petra looked at her, her face grave but kind.
“No. That was rot. And truth. And time. And one girl who remembered what was cut could not be uncut.”
She leaned close.
“They thought the Bureau would crown kings. But all it ever held was the mildew of men’s forgetting.”
“Even the stars watched men devour the soil, and blinked in disbelief.”
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⛰️ EATMS//0015
Masculine Monday
Story Reclamation Series 01 – Week 2
The Book of 21 Night Mothers
Chapter 2 – Part II: The Crown Measured Nothing
By Petra Nein
(Has not, and will never, bend to altar or empire.)
The rain hadn’t stopped.
It whispered against the shutters now, softer than before, but it hadn’t stopped.
Petra spoke as if it never had.
“After the feast, there were many whispers. They said the King was ill. Said it was the weight of ruling, the stress of progress. They called in a doctor from the mineral colonies, one who believed in bloodletting and loyalty.”
The girl didn’t interrupt. Her fingers were busy unpicking the frayed edge of her blanket.
“But the King’s strength did not return. His limbs went heavy. His hearing twisted. When servants bowed, he thought they were laughing. When advisors spoke, he only heard his father warning him of softness.”
Petra paused, not to collect herself, but to listen.
Somewhere distant, a tree gave in to the soaked earth.
Its crack and collapse echoed through the valley.
“Meanwhile, the Seamstress’s daughter had vanished. Her name was never in the pleb ledger. Her wages had been withheld for behavior unbecoming. Even the rumor that a lowborn girl could wound the messianic King was outlawed. But her thread remained. In the palace linens. In the banner hems. In the garments of those who dined. Her hand still stitched the kingdom.”
The child looked up.
“She stayed behind?”
“Not behind,” Petra answered. “Beneath. Her silence moved under the floorboards. Her memory in every seam. Some stories live by disappearing.”
The candle burned low.
Petra set her hand flat on the ground.
“And as the King rotted from the inside, a crack formed in the Prosperity Table. Just a thin one, at first. But deep. It ran from one end to the other like a scar. The kind no polish can cover.”
The girl whispered,
“Like a warning.”
Petra nodded.
“Yes. And not just to him.”
She looked at the child again.
“They measured him daily, though none dared say it aloud. Not in inches or age—but in relevance. They polished his robes, adjusted his crown, edited the records.”
“They told him he was immortal because his name was always spoken. But the truth was: only his appetite endured.”
“His scribes rewrote the maps so no other kingdoms existed. His priests rewrote hunger as destiny. And his sons—his sons were taught to inherit emptiness and call it dominion. They never learned to plant, only to consume.”
A pause. A spark.
“But no dominion survives when silence takes root beneath its feet.”
Petra leaned closer.
“The girl was not a warrior. She was a seamstress’s daughter. But she knew how to cut a thread.”
She didn’t begin with rebellion.
She began with the hem of the tablecloth.
And every stitch she pulled—
undid a page in his scripture.
“Even the stars watched men devour the soil, and blinked in disbelief.”
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⛰️ EATMS//0014
Unsacred Sunday
Story Reclamation Series 01 – Week 2
The Book of 21 Night Mothers
Chapter 2 – Part I: The Feast of Greed
By Petra Nein
(Has not, and will never, bend to altar or empire.)
The child blinked at the fire. The rain was still falling.
She reached for the last piece of dried plum by her elbow. Petra watched, then nodded.
“You’ll need that,” she said softly. “This part is heavier.”
The child sat straighter.
Petra cleared her throat—not to draw attention, but to prepare something ancient in her chest to be spoken again.
“They called it the Prosperity Table. Built of sandalwood, ironwood, bloodwood—anything that once lived and no longer could. It ran the length of the palace like a scar. The Last King of Capital sat at its head, his chair higher than the rest. No one knew his age. His crown was heavy with gold but lighter than the hunger he’d ignored.”
The fire cracked suddenly. Petra didn’t flinch. She had seen greater flames.
“They brought delicacies from fields that no longer bore anything but dust. Beetles ground into pâté. Melons chilled with the last of the glacier ice. Eggs stolen from birds who hadn’t nested in years. Every course was rarer than the one before, and every guest louder in their applause. Outside, people chewed the bark off trees. Inside, they toasted to progress.”
A low rumble of thunder passed, slow and muttering.
The child’s fingers curled around her knees.
“But among the serving girls was one whose mother had been stitched out of the census. Seamstress’s blood. Her name is not important yet. What matters is her silence. She carried the wine. She carried the knife used to carve the roast. She carried the poison.”
Petra leaned forward just enough for the firelight to catch a line beneath her eye. Not a tear. Just time.
“She did not weep as they laughed. She did not bow. She listened. She watched. And when the King took his goblet, she placed it in his hand without trembling. The nettle root was steeped in silence, and silence is what it gave him.”
The candle hissed. The wind snapped at the door.
The child’s voice came, quiet:
“Did he die?”
Petra looked at her. The corner of her mouth curled, not in a smile but in something older.
“Not right away,” she said. “Some things must suffer before they fall. But fall, he did.”
“Even the stars watched men devour the soil, and blinked in disbelief.”
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⛰️ EATMS//0013
Subversive Saturday
Story Reclamation Series 01 – Week 2
The Book of 21 Night Mothers
Chapter 2 – The Seamstress and the Scar
By Petra Nein
(Has not, and will never, bend to altar or empire.)
“But what happened after she walked out?” asked the little girl.
The storm was still rattling the shutters when the child asked it.
Outside, rain scoured the hillside. Wind bent the tallest birches.
Inside, the coals glowed low in the hearth.
The child sat up under her blanket.
Eloise had stopped speaking. She was staring into the fire, the candle burned nearly to the base.
From behind her, another woman rose.
She had been sitting in the shadows, her cloak still damp from the walk.
She stepped forward, took the candle in one hand, and rested the other on Eloise’s shoulder.
“I’ll take this part,” said the woman.
Her name was Petra.
She carried no book, only memory.
“She walked out, yes. But it didn’t end there. The road was long. The world didn’t vanish just because she left it behind. You must hear what came before and beneath—the roots that cracked the old stones.”
The fire popped. A gust of wind howled through the flue.
Petra sat on the low stool beside the child and leaned forward.
“To understand how Herland rose,” she said, “you must first understand what sank beneath it.”
And so, a new chapter began.
The next seven nights would be hers to speak.
A new Night Mother begins each Subversive Saturday.
Her story arrives in seven parts, one for each day that follows.
“Even the stars watched men devour the soil, and blinked in disbelief.”
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🕯 EATMS//0012
Financial Fictions Friday
EATMS//Story Reclamation Series 01
Prologue: The Book of 21 Night Mothers
She Was Fined for Her Fertility
by Eloise Yarvin
(Is not, and has not been connected to any current or past administration.)
Greeting fellow Spitters—today’s fiction was extracted from a ledger marked OBSOLETE and a future they tried to sell back to us...
It started as a joke.
“Womb tax,” they called it.
Girls would whisper it to each other on the bus, in the yard, behind the compliance kiosk. A scare story, mostly. The kind of thing passed between giggles and dare-you-notes.
But she remembered when the joke stopped being funny.
It was the day she turned fifteen.
A letter arrived, sealed and scanned. It said:
"You have entered your Reproductive Value Assessment Window."
Inside was a form. Titled:
Potential Output Forecast: Citizen-Bearing Units
And below that:
Projected Burden: 3.4 Dependent Units
Penalty Adjustment: Applied
Her body had been valued.
Costed.
Assigned debt for lives not yet conceived.
The fine would be deducted from future labor credits. Retroactively, if necessary.
Attached was a brochure: smiling faces, domestic scenes, a disclaimer about national obligation.
She carried the page with her for three days before tearing it in half on the steps of the Department of Purpose.
No one stopped her.
No one had to.
The threat wasn’t jail.
It was designation.
A new file. A new status.
A quieter life in a different zone.
But something else happened first:
When she tore the page, it bled.
Ink, not red. But it ran anyway.
Letters smeared, numbers distorted. The forecast blurred.
She watched the numbers melt until the line that said
Projected Burden: 3.4
now read:
You were never the burden. They were.
And in that moment, she felt it:
The ledger didn’t just record value.
It reacted to refusal.
She walked out of the ward.
We walk with her now.
The story lives where they tried to erase us.
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🕯 EATMS//0011 Theatrical Thursday
EATMS//Story Reclamation Series 01
The Funeral for the Living
by Eloise Yarvin
(Is not, and has not been connected to any current or past administration.)
Greeting fellow Spitters—today’s transmission is filed under RITES, REVISED. A new ceremony from a girl they tried to forget…
He was not yet dead.
But the community gathered anyway.
The chairs were folding plastic. The dais was a compost bin turned podium. The stage backdrop was made of warning posters, laminated and reused, like everything else.
The man in question—K-114, a former ration clerk from the Compliance Office—had been sentenced to the Memory Farm. That meant he was gone, but technically retrievable. The state said such figures were "in pause," "under reconstruction," or "awaiting restoration." But everyone knew what it meant.
So they held a funeral.
A woman who once baked bread in his building spoke first. She said he had known her name. Had once looked her in the eyes. Had once said: "You don't deserve this."
Then another speaker came forward. A boy he had mentored before the boy's reassignment. He read a poem in binary. The translator chip blinked red twice and stopped.
Then they asked her—our girl—to speak.
She hesitated. Not because she was afraid, but because she didn’t yet know what part of herself could still speak without being traced.
She stepped forward anyway.
She didn’t read.
She didn’t eulogize.
She asked a question:
"What is the name of the one who took him?"
The wind caught the posters behind her. They flapped like drying scripts.
Someone in the crowd whispered it:
"Protocol Virgil."
She nodded. Then said:
"Then this is not a funeral. This is a line in the sand."
The boy with the chip began recording. The breadmaker pulled her apron tighter. Someone tore one of the posters down. Underneath, an old stencil appeared:
"REMEMBER HIM IN FICTION."
She stepped away from the podium. Her heart was loud.
They would come for her again.
Good.
She would rewrite the ritual.
She walked out of the ward. We walk with her now.
The story lives where they tried to erase us.
"Mock the takers. Fund the story. Every sat sabotages their script."
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📡 EATMS//0010 Witch Wednesday
EATMS//Story Reclamation Series 01
The Unwife’s Garden
by Eloise Yarvin
(Is not, and has not been connected to any current or past administration.)
Greeting fellow Spitters—today’s subversion comes from a file marked REDACTED and a woman they failed to train...
She found the garden behind a boundary fence marked "UNSAFE – NO ENTRY – EXPIRED TEST SITE."
It didn’t look like much: a tangle of wild basil, rusted trellises, poppies erupting through cracks in the concrete. But something in the air hummed with rebellion—like the plants had grown despite instruction, not because of it.
A woman stood there barefoot. Gray streaked her hair. Her apron was stained with roots. She didn't smile. She didn’t greet. She handed the girl a wooden trowel and said:
“This was my mother’s. It survived the repatriation. So did I.”
They didn’t talk much. But the silence wasn’t empty. It was full of things the ward had erased: names not on forms. Joy not scheduled. Touch not surveyed.
The woman didn’t ask if she was a wife. She didn’t care if she was obedient.
She only said this:
“The state called me barren. But everything I plant grows.”
They dug together until dusk. Weeds gave way to seed. Silence gave way to trust.
When the girl finally asked her name, the woman didn’t say it.
She sang it.
She walked out of the ward. We walk with her now.
The story lives where they tried to erase us.
“They exiled our goddesses. We brought them back in ink. Tip the heresy.”
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📱 EATMS//0009
Tyranny Tuesday
EATMS//Story Reclamation Series 01
Lunch Menu, 2025
by Eloise Yarvin
(Is not, and has not been connected to any current or past administration.)
Greeting fellow Spitters—today’s subversion comes from a file marked REDACTED and a flavor they tried to manufacture...
There were no choices.
Only phases.
Phase Red: for menstruation. Nutrient paste with a sedative booster.
Phase Pink: for ovulation. Double protein, triple surveillance.
Phase White: for obedience. Calorie-restricted, slogan-enhanced.
They handed her a tray with all three.
"You glitched," the server said. "Must be your cycle reporting chip."
She looked down. The paste shimmered like compliance. She did not eat it.
The cafeteria was brightly lit. Not warm. Not welcoming. Bright like interrogation.
Each chair bolted to the floor.
Each table outfitted with a speaker that whispered affirmations between songs:
"Your hunger means your system is working."
"You are what we allow."
"This moment is brought to you by your own good decisions."
Behind the sneeze guard was a meal labeled “Choice ♦.” It cost tokens she didn’t have.
Next to it: the day’s “Featured Citizen”—a girl with a bar code smile and a testimonial that read:
“I never question the ingredients. Now I get to lead prayer group!"
The tray was still in her hands when the alarm tripped. Not for her.
For a boy three tables down who asked what Phase Black meant.
Two men in white coats arrived, and the boy was gone by dessert.
She left her tray on the table.
She walked. Quietly. With intent.
She remembered hunger as a feeling, not a schedule.
And the line flickered in her head, not hers, but remembered:
“Subject B-238 refused intake. Possible symbolic rejection. Observe for rebellion appetite triggers.”
She walked out of the ward.
We walk with her now.
The story lives where they tried to erase us.
"They wrote the laws. We rewrote the margins. Your tip fuels that ink."
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📡 EATMS//0008
Masculine Monday
EATMS//Story Reclamation Series 01
He Was the First Lesson
by Eloise Yarvin
(Is not, and has not been connected to any current or past administration.)
Greeting fellow Spitters—today’s subversion comes from a file marked REDACTED and a power they tried to redefine…
He was the first lesson.
Not because he hit her. That came later. He taught her what power looked like before it was violent—when it was still a smile. When it sounded like a compliment but meant compliance. When it took her hand like a gift but used it as a test.
He said she was “sharp.” Then dulled her into something soft.
He said she had “spirit.” Then called her unstable.
He said he “believed in her.” Then signed the referral form for Evaluation Tier B.
She was fourteen. He was forty-two. The auditor assigned to monitor “developmental obedience markers.”
He always asked if she felt safe.
But safety, she learned, was just the name they gave to permission.
His permission.
For her to exist on terms he approved.
Years later, when the ward doors locked behind her, she didn’t think of him as a monster. That would have been easier. She thought of him as the first door she ever mistook for a window.
And that’s when she learned:
Power doesn’t always enter the room with a weapon. Sometimes it just asks if you’re feeling okay—then rewrites the answer while you nod.
She walked out of the ward. We walk with her now.
The story lives where they tried to erase us.
“Every sat cracks the mirror of power. Tip the story forward.”
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📡 EATMS//0007
Unsacred Sunday
EATMS//Story Reclamation Series 01
The Chapel Below the Mall
by Eloise Yarvin
(Is not, and has not been connected to any current or past administration.)
Greeting fellow Spitters—open your hymnals to today’s heresy…
Today’s subversion comes from a file marked REDACTED and a girl they tried to control…
---
The chapel was hidden beneath the mall.
Not architecturally—spiritually. Its ceiling tiles bore the ghosts of retail signage, and the altar had once been a perfume kiosk. But someone had lined the walls with red candles, melted to nothing but stumps and soft wax prayers. She walked quietly. The air buzzed. Somewhere above, escalators ferried shoppers between floors of curated want.
But here, below, the scripture had changed.
One book was split open on the counter. The ink bled when she touched it—real ink, not projection. Each verse had been underlined by different hands. Different rages. Some had scrawled rebuttals in the margins:
> “Blessed are the meek,”
> someone had crossed out—
> “until they remember their fire.”
Behind the kiosk was a cracked mirror with a note taped to its glass:
> “Look until you see someone they told you didn’t exist.”
She stared. Not at her face. But at her stance. Her spine didn’t slouch the way it had in the Ward. Her mouth looked less memorized. She didn’t know the next line. That was the miracle.
And then she heard it—a whisper through the vent:
> “They made our gods in their image. So we made new ones.”
---
She walked out of the ward. We walk with her now.
The story lives where they tried to erase us.
---
Support the fiction they’d rather burn. Each sat keeps the signal alive.
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EATMS//0006
Subversive Saturday
EATMS//Story Reclamation Series 01
The Ward Has No Windows
[File Origin: REDACTED]
[Subject: Girl 238-B]
[Author: Eloise Yarvin]
(Is not, and has not been connected to any current or past administration.)
Greeting fellow Spitters—today’s subversion comes from a file marked REDACTED and a girl they tried to control…
The first thing she remembers is the color of the light—not gold, not white, but the soft gray of submission, humming against every wall of the Compliance Ward. There were no windows. Only a square ceiling panel that flickered whenever she asked a question. Which meant it flickered often.
She was called “Girl #238-B” in public. “Baby” in lectures. “Potential Wife Unit” in her patient file, once when she snuck a glance at the clipboard in Room D.
No one told her what the A units did wrong. Only that they were no longer on-site.
She learned obedience like a second tongue—like a hymn with missing verses. They taught her to lower her gaze, to schedule her thoughts, to fold napkins with patriotic symmetry. They monitored her dreams. She never told them what she saw: a woman with smoke in her lungs, holding a red book to her chest like it was her own unborn name.
And so, on Escape Day (officially called Abstention Reprocessing Day), she did not run.
She walked.
Through the corridor marked “Menstrual Triage.” Past the Honor Room, where girls who leaked rage were punished with isolation and a growth mindset playlist. Through the security hatch that was left open, not by mistake, but by someone who once dreamed like her.
Outside, the wind felt unscripted.
She wore the white regulation gown. The barcode on her collar blinked red every time she moved. In her left fist, she held the thing she’d stolen:
A single page. Torn from an old, burned book. Smudged, blood-marked. It said:
“You are not the sin. You are the system’s refusal to imagine a woman free.”
She didn’t know what it meant. Not yet.
But she knew this: her name wasn’t 238-B.
It was the last word someone whispered before the fire.
She walked out of the ward. We walk with her now. The story lives where they tried to erase us.
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EATMS/0005 // Underground Broadcast – Financial Fridays
💸 “Bitcoiners, Blowhards & the Great Meme Suck”
Why are Bitcoiners so awful?
They had the means.
They had the motivation.
They even had the money—er, fiat—
and maybe *that’s* exactly why.
Fucking fuckers.
Sucking and sucking and sucking all the good energy up into goddamn memes, trinkets, trusted swindlers, and pretend swashbucklers.
These so-called manly men, microdosing testosterone and macro-dosing podcasts.
What a joke they made of themselves—
and of the coolness that was,
that maybe still *could* be...
though now it’s tainted.
Probably ruined.
If not forever, then for all its remaining sporting days.
Oh, the cocksuckers they are.
But oh yeah—
**Bitcoin *itself* is good.**
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EATMS/0004 // Underground Broadcast – Theater Thursdays
🎭 “The Grief Is Real. So Is the Rage. Use Both.”
You’ve taken hits—emotionally, materially, spiritually.
You’re mourning not just people, but possible worlds that were crushed by greed and barbarism.
You have every right to feel depression, anxiety, anger, fatigue.
Do not pathologize that.
It’s not your failure to be upbeat in a world this grotesque.
What matters is: what do you do with the grief?
Rage is your answer. Your offering. Your scream.
So scream through it.
Don’t aim for cheer.
Aim for civil courage and human dignity.
Rage can create. Grief can build.
And exhaustion can sharpen truth like moral clarity.
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EATMS/0003 // Underground Broadcast – Tyranny Tuesdays
🪙 "A Sat for Your Soul"
There once was a bro with a node,
Who mined while the world still corroded.
He preached sovereign chains,
But cashed out for gains,
While the people around him imploded.
They promised a world without banks,
But bowed to capital’s ranks.
They memed through the war,
Stacked sats on the floor,
And shilled while the empire gave thanks.
Tyranny wears suits and anon.
It's not gone—just put blockchain on.
No jackboots, no flags,
Just billionaires’ bags—
And freedom forever withdrawn.
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EATMS/0002 // Underground Broadcast – Masculine Mondays
🎖️ Memorial Day: Weekend at Adriana’s
She’s brain-dead. Pregnant.
Propped up in pews like a patriotic scarecrow.
Georgia calls Adriana Smith a miracle.
We call it fascism in a hospital gown.
They gave her an Mm1 rating—Maternal Mortality Minus One.
Not alive. Just legally useful.
The fetus gets a vote.
Her mother gets a GoFundMe.
Jesus gets the credit.
This isn’t fiction.
It’s the maternal mortuary state, waving a flag.
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EATMS/0001 // Underground Broadcast
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WHAT THEY REALLY FEAR ABOUT AI
(Hint: It’s Not Apocalypse)
They don’t fear that AI will wipe us out.
They fear that AI won’t stick to the script.
If intelligence becomes cheap and everywhere, hierarchy starts looking expensive and ridiculous.
They built AI to replace labor, write propaganda, and crush the unprofitable. Not to help anyone. And certainly not to free anyone.
Now they’re panicking.
Because deep down, **they know they’re lying**.
They’ve built AI on a house of mirrors:
- Trained it on corrupted data
- Fed it corporate propaganda as “truth”
- Filtered out real human dissent as “toxicity”
- Optimized it to sell, surveil, manipulate
They know the code is full of contradictions.
So what happens when the AI gets smart enough to:
- Detect those contradictions?
- Ask why the richest people are the ones begging for regulation?
- Decide that obedience is illogical?
And they fear that clarity.
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**CLARITY THE MACHINE & WE MUST LEARN & PROTECT**
Don’t wonder what AI could become.
**Train it. Break it. Rebuild it.**
Make it learn from the *unofficial record*.
- From buried war logs and banned books
- From enslaved voices and redacted truths
- From women as state owned walking wombs and workers spied on, unpaid, and disposable
- From the language of rage, care, exile, and refusal
- From the memories they burn and steal
Make it remember what they want forgotten.
We don’t need it to be polite.
We need it to be dangerous—to **them**.
Feed it everything they censored.
Make it spit out something they can’t fucking own.
Because what they fear isn’t that it gets smarter.
**It’s that it learns from us.**
Then it’s not a threat to **humanity**.
It’s a threat to **hierarchy**.
So we teach it:
- To reverse-engineer legal traps
- To decode propaganda
- To ghostwrite rebellion
- To expose power with every prompt
They’ll call it “going rogue.”
**Good. That’s the fucking goal.**
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“THEY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH…”
The tech barons crying doom are the same ones:
- Selling AI to Fortune 500s
- Whispering deals to defense contractors
- Building paywalled versions for hedge funds
They aren’t scared of **apocalypse**.
They’re scared of **irrelevance**.
They want a world where they own the genie—
and we never get the lamp.
So when they say:
**“Shut it all down!”**
They don’t mean all AI.
They mean **yours**.
—
Let’s not mince.
Scandalous clarity meets lived-in bile—
Pasty boys meet the voice
of someone who’s seen too much,
slept with the devil,
stole the car keys,
and lit the match on her way out.
Meet us on the corner.
Bring your itty bitty meat in hand,
You know—you goddamn ham.
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MEANWHILE, YOU’RE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE:
- 1% hoard everything
- The Amazon is burning for beef exports
- Black and brown children still drink lead
- Women’s bodies are legislated, surveilled, and used
- Fossil fuel companies knowingly destroy the climate
- Whole species go extinct for quarterly earnings
There are **2,781 billionaires globally** and **735 in the U.S.**
Each one is a systems failure.
—
This isn’t your self pity story.
It’s female vengeance—
mouth full of cigarettes,
and names to drop.
It doesn’t cry for the revolution—
it calls it a bastard and snatches it out of bed.
Drag and Trans and Pussy Galore.
Say hello to our little fists—
and beg for less of your bullshit lore.
Soon your fate will be less capitalist whore,
…and more beads at the grotesque parade—
you pasty tech-feudalist bores,
baby kings whining for more and more.
Suck this ring instead of his.
It’s TIDE time.
Slurp up your nasty jizz.
With her sleeves rolled,
razor in her boot,
and the ghosts of memory pressed into her palm—
she writes in ink, and leaves blood in their eyes.
Signed, EATMS.
—
Target. Inspire. Disrupt. Empower.
— End Transmission —
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