Happy New Year Nostr!

I partied hard last night with zero alcohol, cannabis, or any other intoxicants. This year I’m sober, aging in reverse, and expanding my business.

What are you doing this year?

Happy New Year Nostr, Freaks.

This is a Christmas present 🎁 thread, each reply gets a 1K sats zap until I run out of sats in my zap wallet. Others are welcome to join in gifting. You better not scam mfrs, the Santa knows your ass, so be nice. Yes, I had some wine and I feel reckless AF, so feel free to abuse my recklessness 😂🤣😂

Merry Christmas, hope this will make your Christmas just a little better. Go go go!!! 😂🎅🏻⚡️⚡️⚡️🔥

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Post any of these + tag us = instant ⚡️ Zap:

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We're Zapping thousands of sats per post. Let's see them! 👀

Incredibly thankful for my health, friends, family, real food, hard money, and Nostr this Thanksgiving.

What are you thankful for? I want to hear it! ⤵️

I will be ⚡️zapping fat⚡️ (like your Mama) until my Primal wallet’s dry.