Checking if #zaps help gain followers on #nostr!

I would #zap 150 sats to anyone who follows me & repost this note with some quote!

Let me keep this open for next 24 hours!

#ZapCheck #ForFollowers

This post escalated faster than my ability to emotionally process it.

I’ve been zapping like a possessed crypto monk with zero impulse control.

Gonna step away for a joint break and rethink every decision that led me to becoming a public meme faucet.

Feel free to keep commenting. I’ll be back once the existential fog clears or the joint runs out—whichever happens first. #rekt #baddecisions

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes