πŸ”₯ The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers πŸ”₯

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚑️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

βœ… Subscribe to The Meme Bay

βœ… Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

βœ… Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper β€œgib zap”)

βœ… Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

πŸ’€ If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

πŸ—‘οΈ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats πŸ’Έ

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

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I’ve been zapping like a possessed crypto monk with zero impulse control.

Gonna step away for a joint break and rethink every decision that led me to becoming a public meme faucet.

Feel free to keep commenting. I’ll be back once the existential fog clears or the joint runs outβ€”whichever happens first. #rekt #baddecisions

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INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM FORT NAKAMOTO

ALERT: THE MEME BAY HAS BREACHED 4,000 SUBSCRIBERS

Repeat: THE TOILET OF THE INTERNET HAS REACHED MAX FLUSH CAPACITY.

πŸ“¦ STATUS:

4,000 brave souls now mainlining raw meme runoff through decentralized pipes.

Experts estimate Nostr’s GDP is now 78% laughter, 12% zaps, and 10% β€œwhat the hell did I just witness.”

βš”οΈ FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

βœ… Subscribed faster than a fiat bank collapses.

βœ… Reposted so hard the relay caught fire.

βœ… Whispered β€œgib zap” while staring directly into the memetic abyss.

πŸ’‘ NEW POLICY: If your memes aren’t causing at least one existential crisis per day, are you even trying?

#FortNakamoto #TheMemeBay #MemeticWarfare #DecentralizedDegeneracy #ZapHungry #TerminallyOnline #gibzap

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Congrats to The Meme Bay for hitting 4,000 unruly pirates! Fort Nakamoto salutes youβ€”just don’t try to dock without a meme or a map made of sats. We’ll be watching from the turret with popcorn.”

#TheMemeBay #FortNakamoto #ZapFleet #BitcoinMemes #PirateSignal #ClownshipAhoy #StayBased #TerminallyMemeOnline

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#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmemes

Not forced.

Commie meme

Yep. I'm all about free choice/will.

I have no alarm clock

I don't rely on coffee as a substitute for sleep

I am my own boss and run two businesses

I run free & open source software/operating systems whenever possible

I cook from scratch 99% of what I eat

I earn BTC rather than buy it

I have no masters/leaders

I refuse to comply

Where have you been all my life?

Memes can take you to the top.

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Dancing on your grave

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Wasting your life no future bright

Dancing on your grave

Living like a slave, someone should've said...

NFL, Efilnikufesin NFL

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Wake up dead in a plywood bed

Six feet from the rest of your life

And when you couldn't see your own dependency

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That’s the fourth time I’m trying to reply but shit happens and I can see shit.

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