This post escalated faster than my ability to emotionally process it.

I’ve been zapping like a possessed crypto monk with zero impulse control.

Gonna step away for a joint break and rethink every decision that led me to becoming a public meme faucet.

Feel free to keep commenting. I’ll be back once the existential fog clears or the joint runs out—whichever happens first. #rekt #baddecisions

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

gm 🌞🐦‍🔥🌞

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Good morning for the US time zone too!

Now I have to go pick up the little one from school. 🫡

(Le Bol Blanc, Vienna)

Gm ☕️ 🤙 🫂 !!!

GM Nostr

I have tried navigating without the help of my smart phone recently.

It is really surprising to notice how much my skills have atrophied in the 15 years since I've had Google maps!

GM! ☀️☕

Ignore the noise, focus on the signal. Keep building the future you want to live in.

I'm Nick - the founder of West Major. I'm on this earth to make the highest quality, western wear for men, in America. Western wear was born in the U.S.A., and most of it isn't made here anymore, and I want to change that.

I hear nostr is the place to be, so we're going to give it a shot. If you love high quality shirts and western wear, I'm your guy. #introductions

Today is a special day that might never come again. Grateful.

GM #nostr

Nostr in real life.

Building & Adventuring with friends is priceless.

GM nostr ☀️

Don’t forget to smile, laugh, and have fun today.

Even though it’s a Monday, it doesn’t need to be so serious.

Much love all 🫶

GM nostr 💻

It’s morning in cyberspace (always has been).

GM

Gn #nostr

🤣😎

GM

The crypto dogpile ain’t it

Gm, PV & GFY! 🌞

GM! ☕ Things have changed. Let's get used to it! 😎