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The Meme Bay 🏴‍☠️

#meme #memes #memestr #plebchain

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6b2b0962... 9mo ago

Nice

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The Meme Bay 🏴‍☠️

🚨 The Meme Bay Situation Report 🚨

This giveaway post has gone completely feral.

It’s currently the #1 trending post on Primal, and likely wreaking havoc across other clients too.

Somehow, “Gib zap” has become a NOSTR-wide call to arms.

I don’t know how we got here. I just work here.

I’ve now zapped more strangers in 2 hours than I’ve spoken to in the past month IRL.

My fingers hurt. My soul is somewhere in the lightning network.

Please enjoy this tasteful meme representation of my current experience 🛋️😶‍🌫️⚫️

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👉 While you’re here enabling my descent into meme-fueled madness…

Go follow nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcqpq748mefa0wryy9rcsh9y0l20a269u8dcvzfd5zw8sq6u4tkwxshrs9kztwu — a good friend of mine who is new to NOSTR, a Latvian girl with actual charm and human warmth, unlike me — a meme-hoarding raccoon yelling into a decentralized abyss.

Balance your feed. Restore your karma. Zap a friend, not just a meme page.

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#GibZap #TheMemeBay #Nostr #Zapocalypse #meme #memes #memestr #nostrmemes

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6b2b0962... 9mo ago

GibZap11

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The Meme Bay 🏴‍☠️

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸