🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

GM

Ask not what Dark Nostr is, for you are not ready for the answer.

It is everything you think it is not.

And it is nothing you think it is.

GM #nostr

Hi, how are you today?

GM, PV & GFY!!

💃🕺🏻🪩

GM 💜✨

GOOD MORNING 🤘

Hi guys. GM 💜𓅦 #nostr

Gm, PV & GFY! 🌞

GM

The crypto dogpile ain’t it

GOOD MORNING 🤘

Let gratitude and grace guide you through your days #nostr.

Ramadan Kareem #nostrarabia and everyone celebrating.

belated GM Nostrichs

DO NOT zap this note.

Absolutely DO NOT reply to this note because I WILL Zap you.

And for the love of god, please do not zap others who reply to this Note. I would hate to create a #Zapathon in this thread.

GM

GM

Bear markets are for building. Let’s get to work!