INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM FORT NAKAMOTO

ALERT: THE MEME BAY HAS BREACHED 4,000 SUBSCRIBERS

Repeat: THE TOILET OF THE INTERNET HAS REACHED MAX FLUSH CAPACITY.

📦 STATUS:

4,000 brave souls now mainlining raw meme runoff through decentralized pipes.

Experts estimate Nostr’s GDP is now 78% laughter, 12% zaps, and 10% “what the hell did I just witness.”

⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

✅ Subscribed faster than a fiat bank collapses.

✅ Reposted so hard the relay caught fire.

✅ Whispered “gib zap” while staring directly into the memetic abyss.

💡 NEW POLICY: If your memes aren’t causing at least one existential crisis per day, are you even trying?

#FortNakamoto #TheMemeBay #MemeticWarfare #DecentralizedDegeneracy #ZapHungry #TerminallyOnline #gibzap

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