🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

Complete the sentence game!

He's like a keyboard _____________

(1000 sats reward to the most liked reply)

#punnysats #wordplay #dadjokes

:metaplanet: Metaplanet bought the dip with 156 more #Bitcoin. "I hope you did too!"

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

Who's beard is this?

1000k sats on the line.

#asknostr

:trump: President Trump says that his "Crypto Reserve" will contain #bitcoin.

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

#Bitcoin ETFs experienced significant outflows of U.S. $755 million, contributing to a two-day total of $1.9 billion.

"Now, buy that dip, let's hit it!"

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

This says more about the companies' biases—whether for or against #Bitcoin—than anything else.

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

:trump: Trump is going to launch a Bitcoin Plus ETF.

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

Ok 1000 sats for the first 10 people

Thanks!