Dumbcunt

Missing a Ctrl key

He’s like a keyboard. Despite his shortcuts, he is stuck.

He's like a keyboard Jason Borne reflexively used to splay a double agent's skull; intuiting the Soviet techno evisceration techniques pulled deep from his subconscious: random private keys in a brain wallet salad....

He needs a big space.

He's covered in crumbs and love juice.

He’s like a keyboard, old people always bang him (really loudly) with two fingers

He is like a keyboard on a writing desk.

… can only count to 9 and needs help putting letters in the right order to spell. ⌨️

… mostly white but the funk comes from the black 🎹 ( best when used for mixed race musicians) 🤣

I can't stop pressing him.

All the right buttons, but you've got to press them.

... I just want to press his buttons

... quirky, QWERTY, somewhat flirty

Jabberwocky.

It's like a keyboard... Ctrl+Alt+Delete fixes everything.