This is a Christmas present 🎁 thread, each reply gets a 1K sats zap until I run out of sats in my zap wallet. Others are welcome to join in gifting. You better not scam mfrs, the Santa knows your ass, so be nice. Yes, I had some wine and I feel reckless AF, so feel free to abuse my recklessness 😂🤣😂

Merry Christmas, hope this will make your Christmas just a little better. Go go go!!! 😂🎅🏻⚡️⚡️⚡️🔥

Incredibly thankful for my health, friends, family, real food, hard money, and Nostr this Thanksgiving.

What are you thankful for? I want to hear it! ⤵️

I will be ⚡️zapping fat⚡️ (like your Mama) until my Primal wallet’s dry.

Incredibly thankful for my health, friends, family, real food, hard money, and Nostr this Thanksgiving.

What are you thankful for? I want to hear it! ⤵️

I will be ⚡️zapping fat⚡️ (like your Mama) until my Primal wallet’s dry.

I’m feeling Zappy again!

You guys know the drill. Just comment below and you will get Zapped!

Happy Zapping Saturday😎

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I’m feeling Zappy again!

You guys know the drill. Just comment below and you will get Zapped!

Happy Zapping Saturday😎

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I’m feeling Zappy again!

You guys know the drill. Just comment below and you will get Zapped!

Happy Zapping Saturday😎

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Steady lads, we had to take down direct buys again. Total mayhem.

⚡️ 🚨 REPLY TO NOMINATE YOUR FAVORITE BITCOIN CHARITY FOR ZAPS 🚨 ⚡️

We currently have three teams signed up to earn 10% of the block reward should we hit a block during the #BlockParty. They are:

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WHO WANTS TO BE TEAM #4??????

WHO DO YOU LOVE, #NOSTR?

REPLY TO THIS NOTE FOR ZAPS ⚡️ SO YOU CAN GET YOU SOME DIRECT BUY HASHRATE FOR THE #BLOCKPARTY!

hey, we’re transparent 😉

Let’s make this even bigger than the last party, if possible. Can we do better than 7 EXAHASH???? LFG! 🔥

REPOST! ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

We will zap all day!

REPLY TO THIS NOTE FOR ZAPS ⚡️ SO YOU CAN GET YOU SOME DIRECT BUY HASHRATE FOR THE #BLOCKPARTY!

hey, we’re transparent 😉

Let’s make this even bigger than the last party, if possible. Can we do better than 7 EXAHASH???? LFG! 🔥

REPOST! ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

We will zap all day!

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I will zap you 100 sats for every push up you do and video it and put it here. I’m bored 🤣

We did some zap tests on this note… we made six attempts to⚡zap this note, at satoshibtc@speed.app, over a period of about 3 hours. Six of the zaps were successfully paid... Please check for 6 satoshis received. Problem: we found that your lightning address server **did not* properly produce zap receipts, and/or didn't send the zap receipts to the relays specified in the zap. This means that nobody else could see see that you got zapped... no number appears next to the ⚡icon after zapping.... You might want to look into using a cloud-based Lightning node to get more reliable zaps.

We did some zap tests on this note… we made six attempts to⚡zap this note, at satoshibtc@speed.app, over a period of about 3 hours. Six of the zaps were successfully paid... Please check for 6 satoshis received. Problem: we found that your lightning address server **did not* properly produce zap receipts, and/or didn't send the zap receipts to the relays specified in the zap. This means that nobody else could see see that you got zapped... no number appears next to the ⚡icon after zapping.... You might want to look into using a cloud-based Lightning node to get more reliable zaps.

👇 👇 👇 #asknostr

1000 SATS to everyone who can give me a short video (more than 3 seconds) of any kind of bitcoin mining equipment up to the first 100 unique videos, and I specifically want ALL kinds -

heaters in your room,

miner heating your house,

personal mini mining rig outside in a shed,

bitaxe on your desk,

miner drying food/clothes,

mining container at a datacenter, energy producer, flared gas site, massive mining farm, and literally ANYTHING else you can think off.

I will be the final judge on whether its useful or a repeat or too crappy quality.

Please repost to everyone and send to other socials to get as many entrants as possible. I'm building a collection for some future projects. 🙏

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

⸻

⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

⸻

If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

⸻

Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

⸻

⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

⸻

If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

⸻

Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes