⚡️ BLOCKPARTY STATUS: DEPLOYING REINFORCEMENTS FROM FORT NAKAMOTO ⚡️
You want 7 exahash?
We just slapped a solar panel on a trebuchet and pointed it at the mempool. 😤☀️⚔️
The Fort Nakamoto miners are in full formation:
• Helmets on backwards ✅
• Fans running at max cope ✅
• One guy still trying to plug in an S9 with a potato battery ✅
We’re not just zapping…
We’re Proof-of-Festivity™ hashing at medieval levels.
This ain’t a block party—it’s a Hash Crusade.
See you on the leaderboard.
We’ll be the ones with the dragon banner and the overclocked ASICs.
#FortNakamoto #HashOrDieTrying #BlockParty #ZapFormation #RiglyReady #7ExahashOrBust #BitcoinMedievalPowerGrid ⚡🏰🪓