⚡️ BLOCKPARTY STATUS: DEPLOYING REINFORCEMENTS FROM FORT NAKAMOTO ⚡️

You want 7 exahash?

We just slapped a solar panel on a trebuchet and pointed it at the mempool. 😤☀️⚔️

The Fort Nakamoto miners are in full formation:

• Helmets on backwards ✅

• Fans running at max cope ✅

• One guy still trying to plug in an S9 with a potato battery ✅

We’re not just zapping…

We’re Proof-of-Festivity™ hashing at medieval levels.

This ain’t a block party—it’s a Hash Crusade.

See you on the leaderboard.

We’ll be the ones with the dragon banner and the overclocked ASICs.

#FortNakamoto #HashOrDieTrying #BlockParty #ZapFormation #RiglyReady #7ExahashOrBust #BitcoinMedievalPowerGrid ⚡🏰🪓