Yo, this dude asked that Twitter AI to write his speech, yeah? SAD!
I apologize for party rocking.
Waiting for Captain America: Brave New World to start. For some reason this theater has no preshow. So it’s dead silent in here.
Shout out to my dude at the Zippy Car Wash knee deep in a k-hole moving nearly imperceptibly slowly.
Yall, we just watched The Menu and holy shit.
Lincoln bio
Go Birds, indeed!
Abracadabra, but sung by Dracula from Hotel Transylvania.
Seven hours into the work day and I’ve decided that I’m taking it easy today. Pretty sure I’ve accomplished the bare minimum.
One of the few loyalty memberships I’m interested in. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/ab10c037e29f4601685078ae48bc07a214f654cfea960cfc1a51f12191085426.webp
Kicking ass at building the studio schedule today. Should have the next six months calendarized by the end of the day!
I just want to eat junk food and play fetch with my pup.
Everything sucks right now, but I felt nice in my new sweater. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/cc83bf069dd1fc012406431c741a329bbffa5fffef04b24520bfdca93c8e3886.webp
Our boy is spending some time in hospital for pancreatitis. Today was difficult. He’s at least in good hands. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/acb8e3cf04807f74fbbabf366171788b6e0416b009e8a6008740e547193515b1.webp
We just saw Sonic 3. I ate a lot of popcorn. My tummy hurts. I loved it.
I need to work on getting out of corporate life.
Yall, we made it to Friday. Time for pizza! https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/19eb02ff9cab98a5ff65f81c424e479ac169a8aba04115c1f80f93ef09ed9382.webp
I’m much more interested in Al than AI.
I’m also hopeful the fonts work for this joke.
Pro tip: don’t spend the first four hours the day after you’ve had food poisoning talking.