I have to share this one: we had a quarterly all-hands meeting today (about 80 people in total in our management sub), it was boring as always and I decided to watch it while lifting in the office gym with camera on, because why not. After a few minutes of deadlifts, my manager straight up stormed into the office gym and went WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS EXTREMELY UNPROFESSIONAL, TURN OFF THE CAMERA RIGHT NOW!
Honestly I don't think anybody would even care. If I saw somebody else doing it I would probably find it pretty cool. Granted, that meeting had about two levels of management above him, but I don't know if he's scared of catching flak because Karen the Product Manager could be offended or something. I think I'm witnessing the cowardly corpo brain unravel itself onto me in full force. Funnily enough I was actually paying quite a lot of attention, compared to my normal snoozing on the chair - at least until he pissed me off.
He's already added this to the agenda for next week's 1:1 meeting in scary bold text and after getting scolded two weeks ago for saying fuck on Slack a single time, I don't give a shit anymore. Fire me if you want. And then dare to cry that you have nobody capable enough with spare time at work to dump my tasks on.
This is the first saved image in my laptop's image folder, it's called "yui fish.jpg". It seems that I saved it on 2017-10-03, 18:39:16.
any programmer born after 1993 can’t compile… all they know is node module’s , charge they macbook, dependabot, ask chatgpt , change pronoun & gay
rocket launch this nigga into the sun
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Mister Łister is actually pronounced like Mister Wister. few know this
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signs of a hellthread beyond repair
I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP
SO THAT WE STAND AND FIGHT AGAINST THE ENEMY
'CAUSE ALL MY NIGGAS GOT IT OUT THE STREETS
WE ALREADY DECLARE THE VICTORY
LET THE REDEEMED OF THE LORD TELL THEIR STORIES
NOW A NIGGA CAN'T ANSWER CALLS 'CAUSE I'M BALLIN'
FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM AND THE GLORY
I WAS BROKE, NOW I'M RICH, THESE NIGGAS SALTY
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