You know what would be fun...

If I can't explain HOMM3 to people that grew up playing it what hope is quantum mechanics?

Oh well.

It's ok he speaks English natively.

"a new player has joined the game"

Rhymes with itchual

Clearly, I'm on a different plane.

"we can do this the easy way or the hard way"

I just want to cum

"I raped all the pubescents" it's part of history, now.

I'm definitely not doe 174. Unless that would work for you, I'll boot up the ole time machine.

If I had skeletons (I don't 😊) I'd look inside my body.

If you're looking for the state I committed the most crimes that's easy, Michigan.

"hide the truth!"

I had an allowance of thirty minutes of screens a week growing up. Mistake.

I get it you want to know about Sam. I used to play in the ditches with crawdads and chemicals. Maybe I'm a crab?

Yellow, it's the closest to sand and death I can imagine.

"Mr. President, what is your favorite color?" - CNN

Why did the Pentagon fail six audits? I can't stop asking questions!

Apparently goat shit is flavorless. Science.

I postulated "I wonder if goat shit has flavor?" And my best friends fed gumballs with goatshit to their sister.

I need to stop asking questions.

I almost drowned Bradley in pig shit. Granted I had no idea anyone was that stupid.