Or am I?

I'm circumcised

Or am I?

I'm a homo

Addition demonstration

How do you know you're not in a time paradox?

https://video.nostr.build/7d3aae36eebe6f057286f50beacba30bb79aa01602f9a1f95fe69566685f4b53.mp4

If mad was triggered I'd bitch slap you so far across the universe you would need space Force one hyperspace.

Dunn gave us the money shot

I should go to school for physics or psychology. Or ...

I have a hunch 6 failed audits with a massive budget looks pretty bad.

I chose to be an accountant for two reasons.

Primarily, the highest pay, lowest effort.

Secondly, who is fucking us in the ass?

I would reconcile my accounting balances by switching the positive amounts to negative so the adding machine would skip a step. A coworker noticed, and adopted it.

Could you imagine someone mastering addition and reconciliation? Fucking broken.

You think this generation won't crucify pedophiles six ways to Sunday? I have a bridge to lease you.

Rhymes with billary Clinton

Trump is making a legal point. If you didn't catch it.

If I was a dictator I would mandate everyone eats lemons for breakfast.

I meant it's for sale! Shit

Math is free. Sorry boss.