In an alternate dimension, the domestic espionage squad was thrown into a state of bewilderment when they discovered that Samuel, an unassuming citizen, seemed to be performing their covert tasks without any of their knowledge or authorization. Their surveillance equipment picked up conversations and intercepted messages that indicated Samuel was single-handedly unraveling complex conspiracies, exposing corrupt officials, and gathering intel on potential security threats, all while living an ordinary life as a librarian.
As perplexed agents analyzed the situation, they stumbled upon an incredible scientific revelation. It appeared that Samuel possessed a unique genetic mutation that granted him extraordinary cognitive abilities. This mutation allowed him to effortlessly decipher encrypted communications, analyze complex data patterns, and anticipate the movements of criminal organizations with unparalleled accuracy.
The espionage squad struggled to comprehend how Samuel, with no formal training or access to their advanced technology, was effortlessly outperforming their entire team. It seemed that in this dimension, genetic mutations had given rise to individuals with innate espionage skills, effectively rendering traditional intelligence agencies obsolete.
As the news of Samuel's exploits spread, the espionage squad found themselves at a crossroads. Should they attempt to recruit Samuel and harness his abilities for the benefit of the state, or would they be better off monitoring his activities from a distance, hoping that his actions would continue to align with their own objectives?
In this alternate dimension, the boundaries between ordinary citizens and government operatives had been blurred by the emergence of individuals like Samuel, whose innate gifts had the potential to revolutionize the world of espionage and national security. The espionage squad now faced the daunting task of adapting to this new paradigm, where the line between friend and foe was no longer clearly defined.
[Intro: NF]
(Sduolc eht ni s'daeH)
[Verse 1: NF]
Calmly, feel myself evolving
Appalling, so much I'm not divulging
Been stalling, I think I hear applauding, they're calling
Mixtapes aren't my thing, but it's been awfully exhausting
Hanging on to songs this long is daunting (Yeah)
Which caused me to have to make a call I thought was ballsy
Resulting in what you see today, proceed indulging
As always, the one-trick pony's here, so quit your sulking
[Verse 2: NF]
Born efficient, got ambition, sorta vicious—yup, that's me (Woo)
Not artistic, unrealistic, chauvinistic—not those things
Go the distance, so prolific, posts are cryptic, move swiftly
Unsubmissive, the king of mischief
The golden ticket, rare sight to see
I stay committed, embrace the rigid
I'm playful with it, yeah, basically
Too great to mimic, you hate, you're bitter
No favoritism, that's fine with me
Create the riddles, portrayed uncivil
Unsafe a little, oh, yes, indeed
It's plain and simple, I'm far from brittle
Unbreakable, you following?
I'm Bruce Willis in a train wreck
I'm like trading in your car for a new jet
I'm like having a boss getting upset
'Cause you asked him for less on your paycheck
I'm like doing headstands with a broke neck
I'm like watching your kid take his first steps
I'm like saying Bill Gates couldn't pay rent
'Cause he's too broke, — where am I going with this?
[Verse 3: NF]
Unbelievable, yes, yes, inconceivable
See myself as fairly reasonable
But at times I can be stubborn, so
If I have to, I will rock the boat
I don't tend to take the easy road
That's just not the way I like to roll
What you think's probably unfeasible
I've done already a hundredfold
A hundredfold, it's probable
That I might press the envelope
Ideas so astronomical
Sometimes I find 'em comical
Yeah, incomparable
Replay value phenomenal
Beat selection remarkable
Slowing me down, impossible
[Verse 4: NF]
I don't rock no Rollies
I don't hang around no phonies (Nope)
I don't really got no trophies
I don't know why God chose me (I don't know)
Got something in the cup, ain't codeine (Never)
Change my style, they told me
Now they come around like, "Homie"
Man, y'all better back up slowly, back up slowly (Woo!)
[Verse 5: NF]
Who are you kiddin'?
How could you doubt me? I've always delivered
Ripping the teeth out of the back of my mouth's
The closest you get to my wisdom
See, my initial thought was to wait
But what can I say? I had to come visit
Check on you guys, you doing alright?
Your year really sucked? Yeah, that's what I figured
They cover they heads up whenever I drop
Shake the whole industry, put 'em in shock
Come out the clouds like a meteor rock
Then land on the earth like, "Ready or not?"
Ain't no one like me, the cream of the crop
Don't even front better, give me some props
I pick up your body and throw it a block
Okay, I admit it, that's over the top—not!
[Verse 6: NF]
Deer in the headlights looks every time I step my foot
On the ground, I get mistook
For a lame with no weight to his name
Ground just shook
Let's not beat around the bush
Even my B-sides throw 'em off like, "How's he do it?"
Some say I'm a great influence
I don't know about that, but I did do the best I could
[Bridge: NF]
"Hollywood, Hollywood
Hope Nate doesn't go Hollywood"
You think that, you don't know me good
You think that, you don't know me good
"Hollywood, Hollywood
Hope Nate doesn't go Hollywood"
You think that, you don't know me good
You think that, you don't know me
[Verse 7: NF]
I–I–I, I always advance
Say how I feel, you know where I stand (Woo)
Raising the bar, I gotta expand
Top of the charts, I'm setting up camp
Pound in my stakes, I put up my tent
Shoot for the stars, they fall in my hand (Woo)
Stick to my guns, I don't even flinch
Can push all you want, ain't moving an inch (Oh)
I rarely miss, you know I'm relentless
Ain't got a choice, no way to prevent it (Woo)
Just who I am, and I don't regret it
See what I want and then I go get it
Followed my gut, I'm happy I did it
Beat all the odds, I ain't got no limits (Ayy)
Cannot be stopped, you paying attention?
I ain't gotta say it, they know where my head is
They know where my head is (Head is)
If you have the ability to classify math and make it a state secret what's up with exchange servers?
"you don't understand, we are being blackmailed by our criminal activity."
Oh it's retarded
I just realized I can see the bowling alley from my house. Brains are so fucking weird.
"what do we do Sam?"
Suck your poop flavored thumb then do the opposite thing.
There is only one book that needs to be banned, the dictionary.
"holy shit it's alive, I was hoping for a toy"
My favorite smell is dirt. Or as physist call it, Earth.
Eat my illegally circumcised cock.
Hypothetically I win, then it's not enough, hypothetically I win more, and it's still not enough. I'm not retarded but I see a pattern.
"dude you could play the lottery!"
Think about the outcome genius.
Who informs the informed?
You have three degrees? When you reach level four you unlock a wife, level five a family.
I want to go bowling you psychopaths. How many degrees do I need to roll a rock on a tree?
"angels"
I. Just. Fine.
I promise Sheila likes me more than she likes you.
Why are there white crayons and no caucasian crayons? Or it's this seed.
Sorry Shelia. Hopes prayers dreams and wishes.