"can you make me rich?"
Here's a made up amount of money in dollars.
"Thank you!"
The year of the dragon, in my pocket.
I don't want to remembered. Thanks for fucking up that plan.
"you can still die"
Please
The next person that takes a life in Gaza loses.
We have no idea what to do.
Do anything.
You want to kill me? Make my day.
"we can distort the Internet"
You can big boy.
I promise to make you look less stupid if possible.
It's alive 
"can you tell me where the doll touched you?"
"you feel betrayed, can you tell me more?"
"I struggled with math as a child."
I'm so sorry, can you tell me more?
Correction. I want to go bowling without having to fix your problems.
"he just wants to go bowling"
But we would look stupid
"Good point"
Stunned silence
"he does have a universal degree"
With weed we can fly. Without weed we can die.