"maximum austerity will be breached"

Fuck you.

"we're thinking about giving Larry Fink a raise."

Niggers please don't

75% on interest payments? I thought I was poor.

"how the hell did he date the homecoming queen?"

Fuck if I know

I just want to smoke weed and step in pig shit. I don't care about the alternative.

I'm not your soldier.. Never will be.

"we want a champion"

Really? 300 points in bowling is a guaranteed virgin.

I was told I'd have harry palms. Something isn't adding up.

Laughter sucks, cancel that too.

Well you're at it just remove sunlight.

"just remove arthimatic, they'll figure it out"

"you can't act crazy and expect us to read between the lines."

Remove the accounting prong.

The children yearn for the mines is starting to sound like a vacation.

Next year the war against adlibs and pong commences.

Porn and TikTok. That's what Congress conquered this year. Amazing.

"you want a free lunch?"

No, I want you to stop lying.

"we only want a fraction of your soul"

You're over estimating how much soul I have left.

Epstein, Trump, dimon, fink. I can't work for that.

"you could just work or own a company, problem solved."

I can't though.

"this makes no sense"

I'm sorry, how many dimensions have you been to exactly?