March 2023 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:
Terrorists discovered; 0
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Haemorrhoid cases: 3,172
Enlarged prostrates: 8,249
Breastfeeding Implants: 59,350
Natural Blondes: 3
NB, It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls. 🤫
I was at my bank today;there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me,an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious that she was irritated...
She asked the teller,"Why it change?
Yesterday,l get two hunat dolla for yen.
Today l only get hunting eighty?
Why it change?
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,"Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says."Fluc you white people too" 🙄
Bank Robbers
2 dyslexics run into
a bank and shout:
Air in the hands
mother stickers!
This is a fuck up!
🤫
Once you eat one ...you will never stop.
Bit of a mixture of different fruit tastes.
Hardy tree also...put it in ....a little food and watch it grow.
Maybe a Feijoa tree...beautiful fruit. 🥰
Good night 😴 🥱 🌃 🌙 ✨️
For your consideration #nostriches
Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell.
An alarm goes off by going on.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance
be the same.
Or when you fill in a form you do so by filling it out.
Oh well! 🤔
Have a great day and enjoy 😉
A guy is walking down the street and hears a bunch of people in a fenced in yard shouting
"22! 22!
Curious he walks over and looks through a hole in the fence.
Some one from the other side pokes him in the eye and the all start shouting
"23!23! 😌
Gender Reveal!
Eleven years ago,today my
pal James came running out
shouting"lt's a boy!"
with tears streaming down his face.
We never went back to Thailand. 🙄
Ummm! Michael Jordan and Shane Warne = 2323 🫠
