If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea...dies that mean one out of five enjoys it ? 🤐
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are others here for? 🫢
Thank you 😊
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Breaking News?
Irelands' worst air disaster happened this morning when a 2-seater Cessna crashed onto a cemetery outside Dublin.
Police have recovered 896 bodies so far. 🤫
Being kissed while you are asleep is one of the purest forms of love.....💞💕
Unless you are in prison.2🤔
That is terrific.💝💖💗💓💞💕❤🩷
INFLATION
I'm tired of people complaining about
$7.00 beers,
$10.00 parking
and a $20.00 cover charge.
Don't like the prices,stop coming to my house.
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University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.
The new element,Govermentium (symbol= Gv),has one neutron,25 assistant neutrons,88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Govermentium has no electrons,it is inert.However,it can be detected,because it impedes every reaction that would normally take less than a second ,to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Govermentium has normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay,but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a potion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact,Govermentium's mass will actually increase over time,since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Govermentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Govermentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad),an element that radiates just as much energy as Govermentium,since it has half as many Pillocks but twice as many morons. 🤔
Awesome 69 this early in the morning.⚡️
Okay! Never heard them described that way .willing to accept one though. 😀
Today l sent out a text saying,"Hey, l lost my phone will you call it?"12 people called me....l need smarter friends _-_ 😑
Remember this!
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 🚙