My partner is off almost all social media, which I respect, but it also means he has no idea what’s going on in any of our friends’ lives unless I update him 😅
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k42dacv3si2n
Sisyphus but instead of a giant boulder it’s just email
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k3yaw5uett24
Just did the most out-of-towner thing and ordered 3 dishes without realizing all 3 of them were spicy. Welcome to Texas for me!
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k3epl7dmdi2m
I’m flying to Europe tomorrow, and I am already pre-tired
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k3cogbrtge2g
Somehow jet lag gets worse every year, but definitely not because I’m aging. Definitely for another reason.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k3co4ndrmw2y
The whole “X” trademark debacle makes sense when you realize: 1) Twitter no longer has any lawyers, and 2) “X” sounds really cool to 12-year-old boys
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k3cmrlrviz2y
Trying to decipher the laundry symbols on a new sweater tag like I’m decoding the Rosetta Stone
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I just want all the free stuff influencers get without having to put in all the work influencers do. Is that so much to ask?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k3a3cobcca2j
Can you imagine a baby book on Internet Law?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k37r2mladp2k
**, quoting arkenor.bsky.social**
This looks like a mid-budget regional nightclub
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It appears Musk has picked "Twitter"'s new logo.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k37qzbeai72k
Every time you think Elon couldn’t possibly do anything dumber, he proves you wrong
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3k37oj2mqj42k
**, quoting danglinghemmie.bsky.social**
Compare the height of the children with the pickup truck driver’s field of vision…
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it's wild this is what we do to little kids instead of making streets safe
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**, quoting mollyknight.bsky.social**
People always criticize performative corporate wokeness, but it’s \*good\* when corporations feel they have to at least pretend to support diversity. They know the majority of Americans are on the side of tolerance, not hate. They know where the money resides!
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The Dodgers backtracked and have apologized to the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence and WILL honor them on the field on Pride night at the ballpark after all. The public backlash worked.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:okylqlbhkbbljbuonkvj3afv/post/3jweaujhfhc2l