Twitter’s new passkey implementation is so secure that not even the account owner can get in.

Twitter is making everyone re-enroll their passkeys, but those people are locked out because registration is stuck in a loop.

You’re right, you ARE assuming a lot.

You cheered when a man was murdered for expressing his opinion, so spare me if I giggle when you get fired for expressing yours.

They shot a man for the crime of hurting their feelings, and now they’re celebrating his death.

Plan accordingly

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1891401201993793677?s=46

Dude bought a Florida golf course and is shocked there are gators on it.

Wait, you have a different outfit for each scenario?

giggleswitch@fountain.fm

“It has a heppy note to it”

“I think you mean ‘hoppy’, yes?”

“No, heppy, as in hepatitis”

Proton

What's the NOSTR solution to spam calls & spoofed phone numbers? #AskNostr

WAKE UP! Let’s rock’n roll, assholes.

Have the drinking game rules dropped yet for Biden’s speech tonight?

You know the Dems are on their back heel when they decide to drop this announcement at 2 pm on a Sunday afternoon.

🎶 Today is the greatest day I've ever known.

Can't live for tomorrow, tomorrow's much too long 🎶

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/biden-trump-election-07-21-24/index.html

Also, requiring a phone number for authentication in 2024 is fucking retarded.

I fail to see the value proposition in Twitter Premium. If one of the main selling points is reply boots but the vast majority of users subscribe to premium has anyone actually increased their engagement?

WHOA. The update to nostrapps.com looks SICK!

Seems to be several Apple services: TV, Podcasts, Books.