When you're a tacticool operator who really hates reloading.

Elmopecia

Can't help but see this as a metaphor for the entire financial system.

The future of banking.

It's good to know that the authorities in charge are confident that the financial system is sound. They're so confident that they can't stop telling us how confident they are!

Not great. It's currently too cumbersome to distribute a billion UTXOs to individuals.

ROFL #[8] fun auto-translate edge case.

"Doctors are men who prescribe medicine of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, for human beings of which they know nothing."

- Voltaire

Talk is cheap.

Unless you're talking to a lawyer or therapist.

When you're debugging code:

Daylight savings time is a scam.

I'm already against the next bailout.