Aren't all banks just a franchise of their central banks?

I guess it’s just gonna be called “The Bank”

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You forgot to include Wallet of Satoshi in the list of banks

In 1929, some 9,000 banks failed because of liquidity issues. History is repeating itself almost 100 years later.

At least they’ll finally be too big to fail. Right?

And they’re only open 6 days a week. Sundays are reserved for emergency bail-outs.

Very worrying.