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🎶 Dancer for moneyyyy🎵
That bird has got maybe two more collisions with this house before it gives up the ghost.
Frankly, It can't come soon enough. I hate that bird.
You want some emo shit?
Here's some emo shit.
At least it ain't Anberlin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K66-Susx-i0&list=RDMM&index=27
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Welcome back.
Big Mattress is having a banner day today, lemme tell you what!
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Just keep your damn peas away from my bedroom.
Unless... unless they're Le Sueur Peas, the finest peas on earth.
*does not remove the Newport 100 from betwixt his lips.*
Kiss. My. Pale. Narrow. White. Little. Ass.
Jason Derulo would need decades -DECADES- of therapy to fix the things I would do to him.
I actually would like to take up skydiving. It's hella fun but insanely expensive.
My new white privilege hobby is called double diving. It's when I jump out of an airplane in full scuba gear, break both my legs when I hit the water, and play with a manta ray while I wait on the coast guard to get their shit together.
0900.
The chickening hour.
I'm gonna go spend some quality time, face down, in some fried chicken if you'll please excuse me. Thank you.
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NO NO NO NO NO!
That mendacious sonofabitch is not allowed to ruin the South Of France.
Well, I was scared.
I ran away.
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This is how memory foam comes to transmit death threats over state lines.
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Yes.
Yes. I am.
You wanna fight about it? 😂