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Only a third?
Seems low.
Add more kerosene to the ball pit, zip tie it shut from the outside and light some candles. We need to get those numbers up.
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Really good ones, too. I've officiated at way shittier weddings.
Does anyone have any tips or heads-ups for making one of those vegan cashew/nut loaves?
I'm not a vegan, but my lil' ol mind is just awhirl with all the cool things that could be done with that. I really want to try one.
#Cooking #Food #Vegan #Recipe
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Look on the bright side.
You can buy a flat-pack curio, a meatball sammich, abandon some kids, get a divorce, and take a nap. ALL IN THE SAME BUILDING.
Me: Laying on a picnic table, smoking a blunt, drinking party liquor straight from the bottle.
Father: Hands me a non-descript paper bag.
M: *coughing* The hell is this?
F: Beaming. Beside himself with pride. They're salsa bowls.
M: ...
F: cheezin
M: Plastic molcajete. Have you been stealing from El Cazador? That's my thing. Don't do that.
F: Beginning to look a little defeated. But... For salsa, right?
M: Yes, father. Salsa. I take it you want salsa.
F: If. You're not... otherwise occupied.
We gonna be makin' some Tabasco sauce up in heeeeeere.
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It's also worth mentioning that knowing how to read those lab reports is crucial. Even when a physician isn't being careless, they're busy people and sometimes, like in this case, the standard ranges are not useful comparisons and wouldn't raise a flag.
Also, RE linked post: LAST WEEK?!?!
My expectations of you are far easier to manage when you're confusing my attention to detail for genuine kindness.
It's okay.
My sister bitches constantly because I'm always right, too. When she does it, it's hideous.
You ever wanted to go completely bonkers, bat-shit, recklessly insane on hundreds of tree frogs because you thought that would be marginally easier than trying to sleep through the cacophony that is their existence?
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*Jessica Walter Voice*
Stop bothering her!
Someone will shout "LIES!" at me, I'm sure, but meeting your heroes can occasionally be pretty great.
You can't possibly believe this is the only illegal thing I plan to do today?
I used too much charcoal and the grill is still presenting much as a rational person would expect a giant, glowing ball of hydrogen trying to set into a pad of concrete would present. Five hours after we ate some really good steaks.
So, this is gonna be a super fun night.
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Eeew. No. That sounds like a terrible idea. What's wrong with you?!
WHAT?!
Jesus!
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It is a brilliant way to showcase all the best parts of summer. Cukes and tomato from my neighbors garden. Sweet pepper, onion, basil from mine. ☺️
The Farm Witch told me yesterday morning they're shutting down the Farm Stand for a month because it's too hot for them to grow anything until it's not when it's pouring rain and it's too expensive for them to have veggies brought in from as little as 85 miles away and the kids are about to start school and she's still mean and bitter that her husband and the goats died. Starting today.
If you were looking around for a crude gauge on how far up the creek we are, there you go.